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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity

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Morph: Someone's daddy didn't get him a pony for his sweet sixteen
Magneto who was made sonderkommando at age 16: ...
I just realized Bruce and Kurt have the same last name
Ok but imagine Bruce parenting previously-villain-sidekick-Batkids.
He defeats the Court of Owls and finds their secret weapon Talon Dick and decides to adopt him. Because Dick has a special kind of trauma that civilian parents or the foster system can't handle. Anyways, he successfully raises Dick. Dick moves out to go to college (or to establish the titans, you choose) and when Bruce was on patrol, he finds this kid trying to sabotage his car because his boss Two Face told him to. Jason thinks Bruce is going to beat him and put him in jail but he doesn't. He takes him to the Manor instead. At first Jason is wary of everything but then he gets used to it. Around the same time, being inspired by Bruce's Robins, Joker also gets a sidekick. Which is, you guessed it, Tim that happened to get kidnapped by the Joker when he was out to try to take pictures of Batman. Joker physically and psychologically tortured him to turn him into Joker Jr. When Bruce sees that, he flips. He feels guilty and responsible for this child's pain, because Joker was inspired by him. Then he rescues and adopts Tim. And then there's unwilling Cluemaster sidekick Steph, who Arthur decided to recruit (coerce) her instead of trying to kill her. Cass and Damian are already canonically raised to be assassins. And Gnomon (his villain bio father) already tried to recruit Duke.
(and jason doesn't die in this AU)
I mean half of it is already canon/ almost canon. And just imagine the League's reaction to it. Batman adopts his enemies' children/sidekicks. Muah🤌
And the justice league could learn it through Jarro. Since his parent/previous self (idk if he is considered the same person as Starro, with him being a regenerated part of him) was a villain (let's assume he wasn't redeemed) the justice league is wary of him. And they're like: "Batman, are you sure growing the genetic material of Starro is a good decision? He was called the World Conqueror for a reason..."
And Bruce is like: "What are you trying to say about my baby >:("
JL: "Oh- you know... just that he was a villain and we should be uhh- you know... more careful?"
And Bruce gets more enraged and goes on a 3 hour monologue about redemption and his kids and how one's past shouldn't determine their future. And the league is stunned because none of them knew batman's kids were all redeemed villains/sidekicks.

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turkifies your favorites part 3: Jason
turkifies your favorites Part 2: Dick
fuck you *turkifies your favorites* Part 1: Bruce
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Batman is indeed two men, and both are Bruce Wayne.
Batman (1940) #403

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Batman is indeed two men, and both are Bruce Wayne.
Batman (1940) #403
HOW AND WHY BRUCE WAYNE CAN AND SHOULD BE ASIAN.
* Written by an East / Southeast Asian.
Batman (2016-) #153
You actually don't have to change much. Here's the story:
Thomas and Martha, philanthropists they were, decide to adopt a baby that's been abandoned on the steps of the Gotham Orphanage. In growing up with two White parents who are well-meaning but... simpleminded about race, let's say, Bruce doesn't develop much of a cultural identity.
He's East Asian and only "White-passing" in the sense that Markiplier and Olivia Rodrigo "pass" as White. Despite being a visible minority, Bruce grows up without a sense of race. First and foremost, he thinks of himself as a Wayne. Not only does his dedication to Gotham stem from his love for his parents because of a tragedy, but also because Gotham is the home he was handed by parents—who he would also view and miss as his "benefactors."
And this is another reason why Bruce has a chronic need to adopt as many children as possible—that was his first gift. In Batman & Robin: Year One, he struggles with the discovery that he and Dick, despite similarities in their life experiences, are extremely different people. Bruce is grateful that he was taken in and therefore removed from an impoverished childhood, so obviously it must follow that all other children desire the same outcome (and that the adoption would, in itself, be the solution to all life's problems).
Batman & Robin – Year One (2025) #3
Being as he's generally emotionally stunted, I don't see him as being very self-aware about his ethnic or cultural identity. Rather than changing or diminishing his character, I would instead argue that making Bruce Wayne an Asian man could actually enhance pre-existing facets of his nature by bringing more nuance and significance to them.
So why East Asian specifically? When arguing against Bruce being POC, I think people are mistakenly thinking of Whiteness and mobility as interchangeable (and, to be fair, they often are).
Through personal experience, I've found that White people are more willing to extend trust and respect to those that they can provide "exceptions" for. Generally speaking, Bruce will have greater social flexibility and ease of disguise (i.e. Matches Malone, Mordecai, Det. Hawke) the lighter-skinned he is. He's rich and powerful enough that Gotham's elite can't do much about him being an "outlier" regardless of his skintone, but he does have a habit of slipping in and out of characters regularly. Luckily for Asian Bruce Wayne, we're stereotyped to all look identical!
Batman: One Bad Day: Mr. Freeze (2022) #1
Personally, I think being emotionally stunted is of greater importance to Bruce's character than his being a billionaire. Like I said, I can't imagine him having a strong sense of his own ethnicity without anyone to lead him and especially after growing up in a White household devoid of other influences. Being adopted isn't quite the same experience as being a first-generation immigrant, but there is the same inclination to assimilate rather than celebrate your culture.
Which, of course, brings us right back to why he is so driven to serve Gotham. In addition to the plethora of other canonical or interpretive reasons, he's grateful. Might even feel he owes a debt.
TO BE CLEAR: I am not suggesting that Bruce Wayne as an Asian man would experience White privilege. I am suggesting that his exorbinate amounts of money and proximity to Whiteness would allow him access to a privilege similar to it—with the exception being that his privilege is conditional on him being rich. His life would not be empty of discrimination, but he would be keenly invested in assimilating himself not only because of his upbringing but also his own interests. His culture bears no importance to him because he has never experienced it and has therefore decided he's better off without its burden. Ignoring, of course, that his ethnicity is not something that he can simply put away.
To his eyes, Bruce would have no reason to investigate his background; nothing mission-wise calls for it and he's smart enough to know that it is politically wiser to appear closer to the hands that he is shaking than to note the differences. He wouldn't regularly clock microaggressions against himself and even if he did, he would probably accept it as a part of Brucie's reputation and Batman's protection.
Catwoman (2011) #2
Also. Listen. If there's anyone that's good at being a strict parent and stoic man who is obsessively committed to upholding his family's values, it's an Asian man.
TL;DR: Bruce Wayne should be Asian because it would suit his character to have been adopted himself and because conforming into whatever it is he believes is better for Gotham is like his whole deal (which is juicier if he's Asian) and because I want him to be and I said so.
Times Bruce Wayne Broke Character in Public
• EVENT: Wayne Enterprises Charity Ball Incident: Waiter dropped a tray. Bruce caught a wine glass mid-air without flinching. Witness Quote: “He said ‘reflexes’ like we all have anti-gravity hands.”
• EVENT: Live GNN Interview Incident: Reporter asked about crime rates. Bruce answered with tactical percentages. Exact Quote: “The Narrows has a 62% chance of armed conflict after sundown.” PR Follow-Up: “Mr. Wayne is passionate about urban renewal. And statistics.”
• EVENT: Gotham Academy Career Day Incident: Student asked “Have you ever met Batman?” Bruce paused for 6 full seconds. Then: “We’ve… crossed paths.” Tim’s Note: “You could hear Alfred sigh from the back row.”
• EVENT: PTA Bake Sale Incident: Someone made clown-shaped cookies. Bruce stared at them for ten minutes. Bought them all. Witness Note: “He said ‘no one should consume evil on school grounds.’”
• EVENT: Elevator Ride with Lucius Incident: Lucius sneezed. Bruce said “Bless you. Now duck.” Elevator was empty. No one knows why.
I imagine this post being written by future Gothamites when Batfam is long gone and their identities are not a secret anymore.
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