i cast magic missile!

Fighter: what do you mean you can't do a backflip??

Wizard: i can't. I never could.

Fighter: but you're a literal wizard?!

Wizard: yeah, and?? Those are completely different categories of stuff

Fighter: yeah, but everybody can do a backflip???

Wizard: THATS NOT TRUE AT ALL! I can literally count the number of ppl i know that can do a backflip on one hand; YOU. And that guy from school...

Fighter: WELL IF ITS SO DIFFICULT THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO IT?????

Wizard: YOU ARE THE MOST ATHLETIC PERSON IVE EVER SEEN!!!

Fighter: AND YOU ARE THE MOST SKILLED PERSON *IVE* EVER SEEN!!! HOW COULD YOU LEARN ALL THESE THINGS BUT NOT SOMETHING SO EASY?? All your spells take so much time and effort to learn!

Wizard: are you implying that you can do all this just naturally?? Without effort????

Fighter: yeah.. i kinda just keep trying it until i dont land on my face...

Wizard: THAT'S TIME AND EFFORT!!!

Fighter: NO IT'S NOT!? i could never put any effort into stuff like magic or whatever, i always tried it and just couldn't get any of it and just gave up after 10 minutes...

Wizard: so you just don't get magic, that doesn't mean you can't put effort into something! I mean come on, you're one of the most hard working people i know, you work out every single day!

Fighter: thats not work, i do that for fun!