Stop Asking "why", Start Asking "who"

Sarah: No way man! 

Rachel: 

The clones are accidentally uploaded into Leela’s clonebot.

“This is a public crisis”

Requested by anon: Can you do a dating Delphine Cormier would include? 🌈❤️

Delphine is such a soft girlfriend

Literally she will go to any length to make sure you’re taken care of

Lots of cuddles and food

Makes sure you eat when you’re sick

She likes speaking French when the two of you are together because she knows you think it’s hot

Helping her with her research when she’s stuck on something

Visiting her at work when you know that she’s busy at work and not eating

She’s taller than you so be prepared for her to put her hands on your face when she kisses you

Lots of making out in her office

When you get sick be prepared for Delphine to go into full on doctor mode

After taking care of you she’ll always cuddle you with her head on your chest

Delphine wants to do everything with you so there’s a lot of traveling involved

Always holding hands

When the two of you get home Delphine turns into a koala girlfriend

Always cuddling you for warmth

She always likes to just look at you when you’re doing something because she thinks you’re the most beautiful person on the planet