I didn't pick the name okay

i mean, you're dating a cryptid, d'you think that sorta makes you a cryptid too?

hm.

moon: what is your astrological sign?

gingerbread: your moral alignment

birdseed: family or friends?

sheets: your sexual orientation

warm milk: when do you usually fall asleep?

pot of honey: your gender identity

snow: what is your favorite time of year and why?

yarn: what are your most enjoyable hobbies?

bicycle: what are you talented at?

folktale: what stories remind you of your childhood?

woods: where do you feel at peace?

chicken feet: what is your emotional "flaw"?

red cheeks: what makes you nervous?

sunflower: what do you love and cherish?

bells: what sounds are your favorite or calm you the most?

turnip: what is a food you could eat everyday?

spit: do you get jealous easily?

mushroom: list unique things you like about yourself

cupboard: a good childhood memory

eyebags: what do you think makes a person attractive?

fallen log: something you've gotten over that you never thought you would

dagger: your worst fear

whisper: do you have any secrets?

wild boar: which person do you feel closest to?

sweet: what candies or cakes are you fond of?

footprints: do you remember your past lives?

fur: name an animal you feel connected to

vodka: do you drink?

sour cherry: an obscure tradition from your family?

pine needles: what is your favorite scent?

heart-shaped: do you believe in love? are you in love?

home: where do you dream of living?

spice: list your favorite herbs

mud: something you're insecure about but trying to love

tobacco: do you have any addictions?

sock: how would you describe your clothing taste?

cuckoo clock: are you a morning, a noon, or an evening person?

uhhhhhh oh boy

uhhhhhh oh boy

a lot.

uhhhhhh oh boy

if i ever see that jerk again, i am most /definitely/ calling him 'frosty the green goblin' to his face.

I think 'not being dead' is a pretty good state to shoot for. Hope you feel better soon!