motherfuckin smother-lovin goddamn motherfucker

anyone who dares to step into this blog has to like this post in particular so id be able to tell if anyone is even aware of 2he2ansel2ver

is it pets cop or pet scop

among us cartoon. okay

hansel holden is a valid troll name

ok but phone guy is so funny for telling jeremy to work BOTH NIGHTSHIFT AND DAYSHIFT IN A ROW at SUNDAY for some weird out-of-nowhere scheduled birthday party AND HAVING THE AUDACITY to be all like "waow it sure is amazing that the human body can live without a frontal lobe... such a shame he wont tell us what he did to provoke the animatronic..."

just remembered how when i was ACTIVE active in undertale fandom i used to claim that i shipped annoying dog and temmie (i didnt. i only really shipped alphyne and thats it but it was trendy to make those shipping chart memes and whatnot which would require multiple ships yk how it is. also the people i was around really prioritized straight couples and ships that are NOT rarepairs or crackships LMAO) and somehow it never registered to me that i claimed that i rpf shipped toby fox and temmie chang

ive been missing deltarune a lot lately but chapter 5 could release literally any second now and im planning to replay deltarune when chapter 5 drops OR if i know for sure itll take a while

i think phone guy likes sweet treats. as far as i know there are like 0 mentions of ralphs favorite food so it made me think of what he'd like. he seems completely fine with eating random pastries that were lying somewhere god knows for how long and also likes to quote donut commercials

oh my full name? its hansel theweekbefore

i think i should get skinned alive

should i get more miserable on main or would that make me even more insufferable

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