-The neural poet-

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

Drew a scene from my one of my fav byler fics rn

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82035581/chapters/215863256

It's not grape, it's rape.

It's not pew pew, it's gun.

It's not unalive and unalived, it's murder and murdered.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

Everyone on this list:

Kermit the Frog 🆚Lyonel Baratheon ✅

Spock🆚 Killian Hook ✅

Jabber 🆚Whizzer Brown✅

Goncharov 🆚Shadow Milk Cookie ✅

Caine 🆚Lestat de Lioncourt 🆚Rowan Chow - Camp Here And There✅

V 🆚Mayor Jerry ✅

John Doe 🆚Simon Petrikov ✅

StanFord Pines🆚Waterboy✅

Dad Egbert 🆚Silent Salt Cookie✅

Aaravos🆚Styx ✅

Shade 🆚Hoarder Alex ✅

Simon Belmont 🆚Ekko ✅

Westley 🆚Michael Shelley / Michael the Distortion ✅

Mettaton 🆚Itward ✅

Arthur Morgan 🆚Lego Batman ✅

Ilya Rozanov 🆚Odysseus (epic) ✅

Roronoa Zoro 🆚Commie ✅

Deacon Hollow 🆚Viktor🆚Roathe - Warframe✅

Danny Motta 🆚Poseidon ✅

Olruggio 🆚Gunpowder Tim ✅

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik 🆚Zuko ✅

Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official) 🆚Xibalba ✅

Jean Descole 🆚Bucky Barnes ✅

James🆚Benrey ✅

Zeal Ginjoka 🆚Lucifer Morningstar🆚Ballister✅

Count Von Count 🆚Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic ✅

Arthur Cervero🆚Bill Cipher🆚Howl, from howl's moving castle✅

Ingo🆚L Lawliet ✅

Gabriel Edega 🆚Goofy ✅

Diplomator 🆚Dr. Gregory House ✅

Michael Afton🆚Robert Robertson III🆚Francœur ✅

Darkstalker 🆚The 10th Doctor🆚Moondrop✅

Pierrot 🆚Rouxls Kaard ✅

Buggy the Clown 🆚Roy Mustang✅

Dottore🆚Miles Edgeworth🆚Lord Garmadon✅

Chuckles the Clown🆚Luka🆚Quirrel - Hollow Knight✅

Gomez Addams🆚Odysseus🆚Sylus - Love and Deepspace✅

Jeffrey 🆚Matt Murdock🆚hipswitch bastards vs zombies ✅

Qifrey 🆚Ghostface - Scream ✅

Simon 🆚Sundrop (Daycare Attendant) ✅

Arther Lester 🆚Dazai Osamu✅

Papyrus 🆚Hannibal Lecter ✅

Senshi 🆚Harry Du Bois ✅

Elias Bouchard 🆚Jesus Christ ✅

Mordecai Heller 🆚Jonathan Harker ✅

Mr. Ring-a-Ding/Lux Imperator 🆚Klavier Gavin🆚Bruno Madrigal ✅

Randall Flagg/Walter Padick/The Man in Black 🆚Dyle Timesly ✅

The Phantom of the Opera (Erik) 🆚AM🆚Marshall Lee - Fiona and Cake ✅

The Narrator🆚The Devil from The Bible (please god this would be so funny)🆚Jack from Jack in the Box ✅

Kinger🆚Shawn Spencer ✅

The King 🆚Will Graham ✅

Derek Zoolander 🆚Sonar ✅

Dr. Harley Sawyer 🆚Dabi ✅

Mr Puzzles 🆚Sun Wukong (Monkey King) ✅

Dr. Two Brains 🆚Kim Kitsuragi ✅

Gavis Bettel 🆚Ivan✅

Santa Claus 🆚Ryu ✅

Nathan Freeling 🆚Percival de Rolo ✅

Sans (Undertale or Deltarune)🆚Ted Shackleford ✅

Clay Puppington🆚Jud Duplenticy ✅

Sydney October Sargent 🆚Melon🆚R.M. Renfield -Dracula✅

Puddleglum 🆚Stanley Pines ✅

Alucard 🆚Caleb Widogast ✅

Agent Stone 🆚Jareth the Goblin King✅

Thanatos 🆚Mollymauk Tealeaf ✅

Medic 🆚The Doorman ✅

Dean Winchester 🆚Ryland Grace🆚Dr. Kenning Flugslys ✅

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A) 🆚Vox✅

Perry the Platypus 🆚Spamton G Spamton✅

Jax 🆚Slenderman ✅

RGB 🆚Professor Utonium ✅

Megamind 🆚Quackerjack🆚Link (totk)✅

The Onceler 🆚Bobby ✅

Alastor🆚Bushroot ✅

Cecil Gershwin Palmer 🆚Red Guy🆚Nagito Komaeda ✅

Megatron🆚Cedric 🆚Winter King ✅

Tomura Shigaraki 🆚Isabeau🆚Astarion✅

Shane Hollander 🆚Chuuya Nakahara🆚Preminger✅

Scrub Daddy🆚Bowser🆚Ant Tenna✅

Wilford Warfstache 🆚Kayne🆚Black Sapphire Cookie ✅

Optimus Prime🆚Hal🆚Frankenstein’s Monster✅

Hooty🆚Elijah "Smoke" Moore🆚Puppet Master ✅

Wheatley🆚Jason Todd 🆚Silco✅

Luigi🆚Dick Grayson🆚Sirius ✅

The World's Oldest Fraggle 🆚Benoit Blanc🆚Till ✅

Pawbert Lynxley 🆚Mr. Tickle🆚Moros✅

Arataka Reigen 🆚Byakuya Togami ✅

Deathbringer 🆚Stolas Goetia 🆚Darius Deamonne ✅

Jonathan Sims 🆚Manfred von Karma✅

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz🆚Leon Kennedy🆚Cesare ✅

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker) 🆚Shouta Aizawa🆚Ankh✅

Dr. Facilier 🆚Doctor 🆚Laios Touden ✅

Wally Darling 🆚Black Hat🆚Daisuke ✅

Satoru Gojo🆚Loki🆚Ken the Butcher ✅

Louis de Pointe du Lac - Interview With The Vampire🆚Crusnr Colven - Psychopomp age🆚Uncle Iroh ✅

What really kills me about this scene is how different their facial expressions are. Crowley is devastated, you can see it so clearly. He wants it to be different, but knows that it can't be.