please stop using being a top or a bottom as a personality trait if you’ve never had sex in your life please im begging you im on my knees begging you

also if you’re a child or young teen pleaseee don’t use those words to describe yourself and stay far far away from anyone older who makes jokes about you being a top/bottom

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

We all do

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

god I wish that was me

@spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@tyloriousrex