ethan hunter

Ethan Hunter is the multi-award-winning writer of the films FOR CATHERINE and SUICIDE FOR BEGINNERS.

He can be found on Bluesky and Letterboxd

His podcast Joybomb Trivia can be heard wherever you get podcasts.

After doing festivals for the last few months I’m almost ready to release this film into the wild.

Last week I made a very serious short film called "Where Daleks Fear to Tread." If you enjoy Doctor Who or things that are generally awesome then you may dig it.

Get a beverage of your choice and do try not to exterminate things,

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MUST be native English Speaker

MUST have degree from Harvard or equivelent college we’ve heard about on television. (Oxford, Yale and Hogwarts are acceptable.)

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MUST  be able to type quickly with only your left hand, right hand will be needed to alternately arm-wrestle elderly clients and manually mastubate a bear.

I’ve just published a new 99¢ story called “How Emma Stone Ended the World.” I don’t think you’ll find a better way to spend a dollar today. Check it out and, if you enjoy it, please spread the word.

Thank you and I love you all,

Over the last two months I've spent my tiny bits of free time on creating my first piece of animation. It's a very silly movie about a chess game come to life called "The Thin Checkered Line." It stars Grant Henry and I think I finished it today. Which is fun. This is the one-sheet for the film.

I'll start screening it soon. Hope you guys dig it!

Finally I am mostly caught up on How I Met Your Mother which means (Spoilers) that I have now met the mother. I mean no disrespect to the woman portraying her, or to the creators of a show I adore, but after 8 years of teasing us and toying with us she really should have been revealed by riding into frame on the back of a velociraptor with that damn yellow umbrella in one hand and a light saber in the other, picked Ted up and then ridden off to claim the iron throne. Whereupon Mr. Mosby's nickname would evolve to "Teddy Westeros"

Or something like that.

*Drops two cents*

1: That is a dumbass curse those gypsies put on Angel. If he feels one moment of happiness he goes right back to being the devil murder machine that we were pissed off at in the first place? So he can go happily murder more folk like he did your clan?

No.

How about if he feels one moment of happiness he explodes into smoke and teeth?  Or he becomes a fluffy bunny. Or has to get a job at Walgreen's. Or just about anything else. 

1A: "Gypsy" may be a racially insensitive word but I honestly can't keep up.

2: Hell has a dojo, but it's a pretty shitty dojo. Every time a high school kid comes back as a vampire he or she knows karate, unfailingly, but it's shit karate. Even Xander can usually kick their ass if need be. Vampires wouldd be better off training to be snipers, I feel. A slayer's defense against a bullet fired from a mile and a half away is slender.

A man falls to the ground in a crowded restaurant. Frantic, one of his companions shouts, "He's dying! There's only one known cure. Does anyone know the fast bit from Blues Traveler's "Hook"?"