cj is real as frick

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

People in Gaza have been saying this would happen since the very start, as soon as the occupation started corralling everyone into the southern part of the strip they said this would happen. We watched it happen as the “safe” zones grew smaller and smaller and every time Rafah was targeted by air strikes even before this. And no one who could actually stop this lifted a finger. It’s been 129 days.

what makes the anglerfish so nefarious? how do you know his heart? is it because he looks a little different from you and me? is it because you think he looks strange?

i feel really bad for mitski and the fact that the audiences who keep showing up to her shows don't have enough respect for her, or her craft, that they're calling her "mommy" and other names she doesn't like. they're interrupting her performance to be, overall, inappropriate towards her. to the point where she has stated multiple times that she doesn't like it, even calling out this behavior during her shows, and it won't stop. i don't know what this is a product of (poor concert etiquette, maybe?) but i find it veryyyy unfortunate

you know what it feels like kinda? like these people see mitski (and artists like ethel cain, even phoebe bridgers) as concepts instead of people. again, i don't know if it's projection, or fandom "silliness", or simply lack of respect in return for a viral moment (being disrespectful and recording it to gain attention on tiktok or twitter or whatever) but i wish it would end!!!

soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup