snooty the manatee's #1 fan

wish i could put "I do not care about your trivial celebrity interactions or the movies you've worked (PAed) on" on my hinge profile

in LA hinge makes you verify your profile and if the verification were foolproof i'd be 100% sure i have a D-list celebrity in my standouts but i'm not sending him a rose cause 1) it's my fucking daily rose and 2) if it were a catfish i'd be so embarrassed cause why catfish a guy whose one role i know him for was 15 years ago

it can't all be knoxville, columbus, and rochester. someone has to hold it down in los angeles california

"i moved to a small town in the midwest because i needed to get away from the hustle and bustle of the big cities 😊" WRONG. big cities are better than anywhere else in the world

so we have mosquitoes in LA now?

nuggy and creamthing = dialectics (used the word and)

like not to confuse providing essentials with affection but sometimes a dads love language is buying you plane tickets and hotel rooms and vacations and way too many groceries and you grow up and go Oh... he didnt have to do all that,