i know this is swinging a bat at a hornets nest but i do feel like that gaylor understood the "the chicest thing an actor can do is never come out" post better than anyone else. you all sound like gaylors to me when you talk about how cool it is to not come out. except like somehow more homophobic.

substack is like if you told normal people off the street they have one chance to ignite circa 2013 tumblr discourse and if they dont succeed theylll die and also added a way to monetize it

how is it possible to just have random days where im incomprehensibly ugly and then look human the next

my disgusting psyllium husk and collagen water vs my gag reflex

love being insane

i wish there was a website or (sigh) an app where you could put events you're interested in and your friends (not strangers) could tell you if they would also be interested. but unfortunately i think itd mostly be used by horrible awful people

i got a new swimsuit however i feel a little #sick today

i dont think realism is inherently kitsch. but applying the belief that realism is inherently kitsch to your art criticism is kitsch but only if someone actually reads it. and honestly if you're critiquing realism on the merits of the content instead of the technique they probably aren't.

i met a guy recently and was like damn i know you from somewhere anyways saw his dick on my dash today and it clicked

really wish minoxidil didnt make me retain like a gallon of water in my face