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I Buy envelopes

I Lick the tasty glue off

I then throw the glueless envelopes away

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Tropical Obelisk is now available for 47 different products on my RedBubble!

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micaelashark

Is this aesthetic?

I Buy coffee at work and sip the foam off the top then throw the rest away

I then get another coffee since it's free After the first cup that is, then you just replace the cup to refill it

My employers have foolishly underestimated the amount of coffee I will throw away in order to consume more tasty foam

#capitalism rules

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I’m thinking about her

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forbidden fruit

isaacmemes

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

kitswulf

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

ciphercoyote

Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.

12seven

I've been eating tide pods for years they are just as tasty as you imagine them to be

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Trip to nowhere ロスト

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That"mike-drop pence" tweet doesn't make sense since it implies that the Hollywood elite go after people old enough to carry a gun

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Well we can write suicide off the bucket list

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x-misadventures-x-blog

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tortemekos

“hey, panini head” as a popular TV chef de cuisine once said

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