Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^ 

❝ Letters. You don’t really write many these days, do you? ❞

❝ I give up. Who are you? ❞

❝ Do you know how long it took to press this uniform? I don’t know either, but it took somebody hours. ❞

❝ You can look forward to a cozy spot in the gutter. ❞

❝ You can’t cheat, bribe, or squirm your way out of this one. ❞

❝ I love this terrible coach ride. ❞

❝ I’d like a hot bath and a look at the dinner menu. ❞

❝ This place is the worst! ❞

❝ Children are liars. ❞

❝ Is this a bad time? I can see you’re pretty swamped. ❞

❝ Man, I hate you. ❞

❝ Better alive in the gutter than hacked to pieces! ❞ 

❝ Please don’t chop me up and scatter my parts in the woods! ❞ 

❝ Hey, would you, uh… like a brand-new toy? ❞

❝ You really have a way with words, you know? ❞

❝ You just sit there. Be all magical and awesome. ❞

❝ Did you know that arson is down 70%? It’s true, when’s the last time you saw a house burn down? ❞

❝ It’s like everyone’s gone mad or something! ❞

❝ A true selfless act always sparks another. ❞

❝ I’ve been around long enough to know that everyone is out to get something. ❞

❝ Oh look, it can laugh. Mystery solved. ❞

❝ I’m saying it’s time to join forces against a common enemy. ❞

❝ You’ll love this, I promise. ❞

❝ Back home, I’ve got pretty much everything. ❞

❝ I’m just another irrelevant, pointless nobody. ❞

❝ You’re a pretty good listener, you know? ❞

❝ Who wants some hot cocoa? ❞

❝ The greatest things you’ll ever know are invisible. ❞

❝ How have we never defeated you? ❞

❝ Huh? What smile? I wasn’t smiling. I was squinting. From the sun. ❞

❝ Someone would have to be pretty stupid to want to wanna leave this place now. ❞

❝ You have no idea what you’ve done, do you? ❞

❝ I’m sure it’s nothing that could fester and eventually become a source of resentment and regret. ❞

❝ I think I may have missed my boat. ❞

❝ We’re dead, we’re dead, we’re dead! ❞

❝ I think you hit your head pretty hard, (dear). You should like back down. ❞

Sonia: Oh, Hop, that's so great! I'll love to have you as-

Hop: I'll be a Pokémon Ranger!

Sonia: