Earlier than we start with the maximum-upvoted ādeez nutsā comic story leaderboard, check out this video presenting a number of the satisfactory ādeez nutsā jokes, introduced by means of the well-known dr chewon (chewon what, you could ask? Chunk-on deez nuts!).
Friend A: do you know Howard Dee? Ā Friend B: nope. Ā Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?
Friend A: How do you pronounce amoood spelled Backwards? Ā Friend B: euhhh.... doooma? Friend A: doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth? Ā š
Friend A: I can't believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese. Ā Friend B: Ligondese? Ā Friend A: Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!
Friend A: Do you like tulips? Ā Friend B: Sure, why? Ā Friend A: Because you are going to love your 'two lips' on Deez Nuts!
Friend A: do you know Justin? Ā Friend B: Justin Bieber? Ā Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts!
Friend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil? Ā Friend B: Who is Phil? Ā Friend C: Feel deez nuts!
Friend A: Do you like pudding? Ā Friend B: Sure. Ā Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
Friend A: Hey, I think you need some of these. Ā Friend B: Some of these what? Ā Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts.
Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys? Ā Friend B: Yes why? Ā Friend A: Because you are going to love "Wen-dys nuts" hit you in the face.
Friend A: You have UCD right? Ā Friend B: What's UCD? Ā Friend A: UC-Deez Nuts!
Friend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What's DN? Friend A: š š Ā
Friend A: Knock, knock. Ā Friend B: Who's there? Ā Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you have vaseline? Ā Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts!
Friend A: It's hard to talk about it these days. Ā Friend B: Talk about what? Ā Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.
Friend A: How do cowboys say "howdy"? Friend B: I don't know... Friend A: Howdy-s Nuts Taste?
Friend A: I canāt believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years! Ā Friend B: Who? Ā Friend A: Deez nuts!
Friend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? Ā Friend A: No, I don't know. Ā Friend A: Deez Nuts!
Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet. Ā Friend B: A, B, C. Ā Friend A: D....eez Nuts! Ā Ā Ā
Friend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts! Ā (Got 'eeem!)
Friend A: Have you seen the movie "Girl Gone" Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
Friend A: Did Kenya text you? Ā Friend B: Whoās Kenya? Ā Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
Friend A: Are you having both of these? Ā Friend B: Both of these what? Ā Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!
Friend A (Cooking breakfast). Ā Friend B: What is for breakfast today? Ā Friend B: Ā (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!