i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

boss just told me off for saying i'd cut my hands off to atone for the cookie i stole this morning because they need my hands to make coffee. can't even make hyperbolic guilty self-mutulation jokes anymore. due to work 🙄

"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi