esme get the strap

there are two wolves inside of you. one of them acts like a complete idiot to entertain people and so they dont leave u. the other one has an inferiority complex and hates being viewed as dumb. you are me. 

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

Can't believe there's an appreciation week for the Hatari fandom

Hatari appreciation week woohoo

if i see one more person in the replies associating the incredible legendary gc that is gaytari with cishets and/or the weird side of the hatari fandom i will kill you.

emmett coming back from a decade long bone sesh with rosalie only to find edward is still emo and alone: on god we gon find u some coochie bro

bro you just posted cringe! *makes out with you passionately*

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

Don’t let the black and white trick you. The Capitol Crawl was in 1990. This is not ancient history.

This was in 1990.

who’s indulging tonight??

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

yeah but what are they selling though? their free website w minimal ads that helps to make classic literature more accessible?? their books with modern English translations of that classic literature next to the original text that make such literature even more accessible??? god forbid!!!

The only white foolishness I condone