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oxeyed

It’s a shame bts ain’t performing mic drop at the AMAs, it’d be funny to see an audience of bald celebrities

I was in a cult run by Keanu Reeves. We had to go to these people in Paris where they would spray our dogs, and the dogs would die from the spray if they didn’t have a certain thing in their body. I didn’t want to do that. My irl best friend was, for some reason, a great dane who followed me. I asked, “Can’t you shapeshift?” and they said yes, so I told them to shapeshift into something with wings. Once they did, we flew home with the Legend of Zelda soundtrack playing in the background. My friend decided to go live in Antarctica as a dragon dog to eat fish. Never saw Keanu again

rb if you’re fuckin sick of everyone’s shit.