MY COVEN IS CLAUDIA

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

great post everyone hit the towers

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

what if u lived in a small town and u were GAY and MISERABLE and u KILLED URSELF and then u WOKE UP in ur COFFIN even tho u asked to be CREMATED and u dug urself out and u had to look ur parents in the EYE and they still LOVED U and u meet another dead man who thinks ur the MESSIAH and runs a CULT about ur EXISTENCE but he FALLS IN LOVE WITH U AS A SINGULAR PERSON and then the SHOW ENDS AND IS NEVER RENEWED.