Evans. Sam Evans.

Maybe if any promotions come around here, we can go convince them! I’m still disappointed after finding out that Ohio Valley Wrestling isn’t even in Ohio. I was so excited when I found out I was coming here for that reason.

I will definitely try it. Hopefully it's not too big of a guy that guards the ring and I can win him over. How come they named it that then? It's just confusing. It should be here so the name fits. Or at least in a valley here somewhere.

Perfect! I usually get back bacon, peppers, and onions but I’m fine with anything. Just no mushrooms. Unless you wanna take me to the hospital.

Definitely no mushrooms. I'm not crazy about them either. Are you allergic?

Not in any official way. I’ve helped set up the ring for some independent promotions and they let me mess around in the ring before they started. Nothing real though.

That's still really cool. I've always wondered what it feels like to bounce against the ropes and run back and forth, or maybe even jump off the top turnbuckle just to do it.

That simply won’t do. There’s going to be an inferno match; how could you miss that!?

Now I don't have to! I can bring some pizza if you want. What's your favorite kind?

You can only watch so many romcoms. I really only watch serial killer type movies. Sure thing.

Those are the scariest ones. Especially the ones that make it seem like it could happen, or the ones that are based on true stuff. Can I borrow it this weekend? I can come by and get it tomorrow if you'll be there, or we could watch it together unless you've seen it too much.

Personas are different on tv. I wouldn’t be like I normally am, so even you could end up disliking me! Back home I usually went by Rhea Rie for a stage name. You want something easy to remember and my middle name is way easier than my first.

I still don't think it's possible! That's so cool. You've been in the ring before?

He didn’t, he shaved Wade Barrett’s instead.

Thank goodness. He must have just wanted to make you worry a little to appreciate it even more if that's possible.

Space Cleaner by Robert Richter

Well, non-fiction and realistic fiction. Sometimes I watch horror movies. I have it on DVD if you’d like to borrow it. I don’t mind. 

Horror movies? I never would have guessed that one. Wait, so do you watch any zombie ones or only like human crazy people type killers? That would make it so much easier than having to find it myself. Thanks, Quinn!

She’s alright, I guess. Sometimes she’s annoying and her hedgehog gives me the creeps, but she’s alright. Well, I guess the student body is coming to its senses. I figured they would. 

Why's it give you the creeps? I guess it's not the kind of pet you really see every day. At least it doesn't bark..I don't think. Or we've liked you all along.