-Jheeze

happiness comes in waves, it’ll find you again.

Hope it fucking drowns me.

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

hey this shit slaps unironically

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

Okay but the girl in the first one and the guy in the last one are getting married how fucking cute is that

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’m not perfect but do you think a bitch could get like.. uhh.. get $25?

@ 2017 bitch before u even think about fuckin us over just please…….. think abt what that hoe 2016 did to us,, you don’t have to stoop to their level, you can be great, you can be the bitch everyone loves, the bitch everyone appreciates, the bitch everyone thanks for being giving us a good year, you are capable of being That Bitch™

me on the first date