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There are tons more cheats being discovered. Here are the list of cheats so far!

Invincibility PS3: Right, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Left, X, Triangle Xbox 360: Right, A, Right, Left, Right, RB, Right, Left, A, Y

Super Jump PS3: L2, L2, Square, Circle, Circle, L2, Square, Square, Left, Right, X Xbox 360: LT, LT, X, B, B, LT, X, X, Left, Right, A

Give Weapons PS3: Triangle, R2, Left, L1, X, Right, Triangle, Down, Square, L1, L1, L1 Xbox 360: Y, RT, Left, LB, A, Right, Y, Down, X, LB, LB, LB

Max Health and Armor PS3: Circle, L1, Triangle, R2, X, Square, Circle, Left, Square, L1, L1, L1 Xbox 360: B, LB, Y, RT, A, X, B, Left, X, LB, LB, LB

PLAYER EFFECTS

Lower Wanted Level PS3: R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left. Xbox 360: RB, RB, B, RT, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left..

Raise Wanted Level PS3: R1, R1, Circle, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right. Xbox 360: RB, RB, B, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right.

Drunk Mode PS3: Triangle, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Left Xbox 360: Y, Right, Right, Left, Right, X, B, Left

Explosive Melee Attacks PS3: Right, Left, X, Triangle, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L2 Xbox 360: Right, Left, A, Y, RB, B, B, B, LT

Explosive Gunshots PS3: Right, Square, X, Left, R1, R2, Left, Right, Right, L1, L1, L1 Xbox 360: Right, X, A, Left, RB, RT, Left, Right, Right, LB, LB, LB

Fast Run PS3: Triangle, Left, Right, Right, L2, L1, Square Xbox 360: Y, Left, Right, Right, LT, LB, X

Fast Swim PS3: Left, left, L1, Right, Right, R2, Left, L2, Right Xbox 360: Left, Left, LB, Right, Right, RT, Left, LT, Right

Special Ability Recharge PS3: X, X, Square, R1, L1, X, Right, Left, X Xbox 360: A, A, X, RB, LB, A, Right, Left, A

Slow Mo Aim - Enter up to 4 times to increase the effect. Fifth entry cancels effect. PS3: Square, L2, R1, Triangle, Left, Square, L2, Right, X Xbox 360: X, LT, RB, Y, Left, X, LT, Right, A

VEHICLE SPAWNS

Buzzard (Helicoptor) PS3: Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Xbox 360: Press B, B, LB, B, B, B, LB, LT, RB, Y, B, Y

Caddy (Gold Cart) PS3: Circle, L1, Left, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Xbox 360: B, LB, Left, RB, LT, A, RB, LB, B, A

Comet (Sports Car) PS3: R1, Circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, A, A, Square, R1. Xbox 360: RB, B, RT, Right, LB, LT, A, A, X, RB.

Duster (Biplane) PS3: Right, Left, R1, R1, R1, Left, Triangle, Triangle, X, Circle, L1, L1 Xbox 360: Right, Left, RB, RB, RB, Left, Y, Y, A, B, LB, LB

Limo PS3: R2, Right, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Xbox 360: RT, Right, LT, Left, Left, RB, LB, B, Right

Rapid GT (Convertible Sport Car) PS3: R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Left, Circle, R2 Xbox 360: RT, LB, B, Right, LB, RB, Right, Left, B, RT

Sanchez (Dirt Bike) PS3: Circle, X, L1, Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1. Xbox 360: B, A, LB, B, B, LB, B, RB, RT, LT, LB, LB.

Stunt Plane PS3: Circle, Right, L1, L2, Left, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle Xbox 360: B, Right, LB, LT, Left, RB, LB, LB, Left, Left, A, Y

Trashmaster (Garbage Truck) PS3: Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right. Xbox 360: B, RB, B, RB, Left(2), RB, LB, B, Right.

WORLD EFFECTS

Change weather - rotates through thunder, clear, and snowy weather. PS3: R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square. Xbox 360: RT, A, LB, LB, LT, LT, LT, X.

Slidey Cars PS3: Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Xbox 360: Y, RB, RB, Left, RB, LB, RT, LB

Slow Motion - Enter up to four times to increase the effect. Fifth entry cancels effect. PS3: Triangle, Left, Right, Right, Square, R2, R1 Xbox 360: Y, Left, Right, Right, X, RT, RB

Skyfall PS3: L1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right Xbox 360: LB, LET, RB, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right, LB, LT, RB, RT, Left, Right, Left, Right

ITEMS

Give Parachute PS3: Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Left, Left, Right, L1 Xbox 360: Left, Right, LB, LT, RB, RT, RT, Left, Left, Right, LB

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

So then I was eight. I was still a boy, and I was friends with a different girl now. She was confident and clever and bold, and we played games together during the lunch hour and went to each others houses after school.

“You fancy her,” the other children would say. I’d frown, say of course I didn’t, and why would I? We were friends, and that’s all. So we ignored the comments and carried on as we were, until her mother wouldn’t let me go to her birthday parties, because I’d be the only boy, and that would be “inappropriate”.

We didn’t stay in touch after school. I cried, when she didn’t respond to my letters - because I didn’t understand. Years of friendship: did it mean nothing to her? And then I’d remember her mother, and I’d realise what the problem was. I was a boy, and she was a girl. That was all there was to it.

So then I was twelve, I was friends with boys because I was a boy, and I only wanted someone to spend time with at lunch. But according to them, every girl I spoke to was a friend-with-benefits, and eventually I drifted away from them because I wasn’t interested in talking about sports and sex and risk-taking like they seemed to be. Instead, I talked to girls.

So then I was fifteen, and my friendship group was entirely female. I got called gay, a lad, a player, and all sorts of other things by almost everyone: boys and girls alike - but I ignored them. I liked being friends with girls, so what was the problem? Live and let live, I thought.

So one day I invited a friend over to the fair in town with me, and she came, and we enjoyed the day together without any hassle at all. Going back to school, however, changed that.

“Did you hear they fucked behind the public toilets,” people were saying. “They went on a date together.”

I said that wasn’t true - I didn’t have feelings for her that way.

“But you obviously fancy her,” they replied.

“No,” I told them, truthfully. “I don’t.”

Shortly afterwards, the girls I was friends with all organised a party, which I wasn’t invited to.

“It’s a sleepover,” they said. “Girl stuff.”

“Oh,” I said. “Okay. Girl stuff.”

They used that expression a lot over the next few years. Trips to the cinema - going out together… And eventually I realised that I was an outsider. They didn’t tell me things anymore. I wasn’t let in on their secrets, and if I ever asked, I’d be told I wouldn’t understand - and it was inappropriate I should ask.

So I stopped asking, and my friends drifted further and further away. I never understood why I was an outsider, until I saw a picture of them at the prom I didn’t bother going to, because I knew I would have no one to go with. There were my friends in the pretty dresses I’d helped them choose, with a guy in the centre of the picture, in a smart suit and slicked back hair. That would have been me, if I’d gone. And it always will be.

And then I realised why I could never be as close with them as they are with each other. I’m a guy. And they are girls. It’s as simple as that. Guys never understood me being friends with girls, but that was fine, because the girls were okay with it. But on the day the girls stopped seeing me as just a person they could be friends with, everything changed.

And so here I am. I’m eighteen. I am not gay, actually: nor am I romantically interested in any of my friends. What I do know is, that we’re about to go on a group holiday together, and I’ve been told not to even come into the corridor outside their room whilst they’re getting changed, in case the door swings open and I “see something I shouldn’t” - as if I’d actually care, or be the kind of guy who watched for that sort of thing. And I’ve realised it doesn’t matter how nice I am, no girl is ever going to see me as an equal. I will always be a guy, to them. And they will always be a girl.

And guys and girls can never be “just friends”, right? There always has to be something more. Whether I want it or not, there always has to be that potential.

“Going on holiday with three ladies are you?” the ticket seller asked me. “Fair enough…”

And I said nothing, because I was sick of saying “not in that way”. I was tired of telling people that I wasn’t interested in the girls I was friends with. I was bored of trying to be seen as just a friend in their eyes, too. And if even they couldn’t see me as an equal, how could anyone else ever believe me, when I told them boys and girls could just be friends?

And she’s clearly upset about it she’s redder than a habanero pepper at this point and she’s like do you have anything to say about yourselves? Are you happy that you can be the potential cause of several divorces? Blah blah blah. K and I are laughing hysterically at this point and I told her “maam, we aren’t here to ruin your marriage and if you think we are then you have problems in your marriage that are already present.” Before I can even turn around K bursts in with “plus your husband has had his eye on your friend with the Roshe Runs on anyways so looks like either A. He’s scheming on her or B. They’re already fucking and you didn’t even know it. By this point the woman is just like

The woman breaks down crying and runs out the studio and the real drama unfolded right before our very eyes turns out her husband and her friend have been having an affair since 2007, her now ex bff’s husband is trying to fight the other dude saying “you’ve been fucking my wife?” Cops get called they’re trying to separate the two men who are now in a huge brawl. The other two cops (backup) are questioning everybody else and they can’t find Roshe Run girl because she disappeared in the midst of all the chaos.