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fanfic writers and fan artists are carrying fandoms. they are the backbone of fandoms.
thank you fanfic writers and fan artists
I'm sure I've left some people out because I slapped this together in 15 minutes but it's a whole lot more, imo artists and writers are nothing without these other guys (gn)
It's an ecosystem guys, we need all of it
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So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out
Round 2: bolted it to the fridge
You reminded me that this exists, and it seems relevant.
oh my god
So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out
Round 2: bolted it to the fridge
You reminded me that this exists, and it seems relevant.
oh my god
lyn chao yu
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
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frolicking with mama :)
ID. a looping gif drawn to look like an ink illustration of a foal prancing in circles around its grazing mother. End ID.
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
every person can feel freddieās presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH IāVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs iām not joking
itās fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like itās such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. itās a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, itās a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when itās on in public. itās bittersweet to think about freddieās legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because heās a part of so many peopleās good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post iām reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what theyāre all doing
So many people audibly ādoing the guitar partsāā¦ like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up āso you think you can stomp meā
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final āoooooās and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, āBohemian Rhapsodyā came on in the restaurant kitchen Iād just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when āsometimes I wish Iād never been born at allā came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.
8/1/2026
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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Also prev tags:
That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
I've never seen a more deserved cat slap
#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake
Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake
āJust string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex itāll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozartās party tricks
Not saying this guy is Mozart but heās smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself
Bimbo qualities
babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped
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Itās funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where weāre actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldnāt be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare āanimalā races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story ātheyāre made of meat,ā only weāre scarier.
HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.
A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD.
WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES.
HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.
HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE
OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD
More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase āhealthy as a horseā to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. Thereās mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; itās called pursuit predation. Basically, weāre the Terminator.
(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. Thatās why we use them for hunting. And even then, itās only āsort ofā.)
Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:
Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we donāt need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other speciesā standards, we just plain donāt get tired.
Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury thatās not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isnāt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results arenāt pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but theyāre highly functional.
Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
In essence, weād be Space Orcs.
Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place.Ā
We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps.Ā
And by god, we will eat anything.Ā
We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.Ā
We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.Ā
We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.Ā
We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out
We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to prevent us from splattering against the ground.Ā
Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places.Ā
We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights
We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.Ā
On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.Ā
Klingons and Krogan and Orcs aināt got shit on us
We drink ethanol (in concentrations high enough to be used as an effective as microbicide or a solvent!) for the express purpose of achieving blood toxicity and disrupting normal brain functionā¦ AS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
On the same subject, we also deliberately incinerate assorted substances and then inhale the particulate-heavy smoke and vapor resulting for the same effect. EVEN IN THE FACE OF SAID SUBSTANCES BEING CARCINOGENIC, BECAUSE WE JUST DONāT GIVE A FUCK.
Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesnāt mean they cannot do each otherās jobs.
Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.Ā
The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.Ā
Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.Ā
They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: āWhy?ā
#an individual human being is actually a microbiome in its own rightāyou are dealing with a legion each time you approach themĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #they carry pathological agents inside their deep tissues and this is advantageous to their healthĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #one of the most widespread and resilient viruses on their planet is treated as mildly hazardousāeven though it causesĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #massive disruption to the bodyās homeostasisĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #(their young offspring endure multiple rhinovirus infections EACH YEAR yet they seem unperturbed by this)Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā #they have developed such long lifespans that now their primary threat is their own bodyās degenerationĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #humanity has literally figured out how to survive so long that their body gives out under themĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #and they are not satisfied with thatĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #stupid willful vengeful survivalists who treat mortality like a challengeĀ Ā Ā
I am speechless
We are the real terror to the aliens. Thatās why they donāt come around
HERITAGE POST
this is the OG humans are scary space monsters post!
Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
two points of view on math fish
it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so
win
it isnāt good art
unless itās itself enough
to get haters, so
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
Heās learned to open the lazy Susan and wonāt stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
Heās been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM Iām livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
Heās not playing with it
Heās eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didnāt know the extent heād go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope ļæ¼
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah heās fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other peopleās stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6ā2ā
I am 5ā5ā
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. Itās usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
being an adult is just saying to yourselfĀ āthis is the weekend iāll clean my [x]ā and then proceeding to not do that because itās the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like āweāve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything itās your faultā
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment
Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!
atla heritage post
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"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
Would you want scammers
to know the state of your loved
oneās dementia?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed
