Zyremida is Here.

i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.

every character is aromantic if you can truly believe

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

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