glitchy

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

all video games should have a "I'm shit at video games but I'm curious about the story and I don't want to watch a let's play" mode

I made this post because I am disabled and no matter how much I practice there are some games I will never be able to play because I physically cannot move my fingers the way you have to and the responses to this post from other disabled people, people who grew up unable to play video games, and people who just aren't very good at them has been extremely enthusiastically positive, while people who apparently can't conceive of the idea that some people will never be good at gaming condescendingly comment, tag or send me asks telling me to try easy mode or to get good despite the fact that the feature I'm describing already exists in some games and mods. if you're part of the latter group, consider that some of us can not ever be good at video games and we still deserve to be able to participate and have fun

YEAH theres a post that was going around thats like. there are too many pride flags and it’s a symptom of capitalism and consumerism and im like idk man i think maybe the teenager on tumblr makin the genderfae pride flag is not an agent of capitalism i think maybe they are just having fun

like u could say u dont find microlabels helpful and dont want to use them it doesnt have to be that deep its fine

i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it

truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

día de los muertos/the day of the dead isn’t Mexican Halloween and shouldn’t be treated as such

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

Goals.

Tweet by @/ksteeno in response to the headline by The Verge that says, “Instacart is firing every employee who voted to unionize.” The tweet reads, “If you are like me and have an annual membership, you can call and have them refund you for your unused months remaining. 1-888-246-7822. They ask for the reason for the cancellation, make sure you say it’s because of this.” End ID

The threat level is currently at “hootin” but if present trends continue then it may progress to “hollerin” at any moment