Moved!

@great-tusk Your boy!

telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

i forget if i've mentioned this before on here, but when i was about 5 i was obsessed with monsters inc and watched it at least twice a week not because i especially liked it as a movie but simply because i was passionately in love with randall. and in fact the very first fanfiction i ever wrote was a monsters inc whump fanfiction about me finding randall in the swamp after he got beaten up with a shovel and tenderly nursing him back to health. all this to say i have been the person i am from an incredibly young age

Logging on to this site and seeing my own delirious 3am hornyposts on my feed is like being flashbanged by a million suns like I can't believe I was saying all that. I still stand by it all though