Always look on the bright side of life

here he comes

If you made French toast out of a hot dog bun, you could lay a banana inside and eat it like a breakfast hot dog

Otherwise known as EVERY FUCKING TIME

When this happens: wait for the white pokeball to appear it the corner once, disappear, appear a SECOND TIME (this is the game saving your catch), and disappear once again. When you reload the app, you will have that Pokemon.

Wait…for real? I’ve noticed that sometimes it saves them and sometimes it doesn’t….WAS IT MY FAULT ALL ALONG?!

its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.

nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement 

isnt that so fucked up

all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries. 

dont forget the part where greek ppl forgot how to write for like 300 years and had to create a new alphabet from the phoenicians’ bc they’d forgotten their own like they forgot how to w r i t e

I went to a terrible piano concert the other night. The pianist made so many mistakes I can’t even begin to Liszt. It was too much for me to Handel so I left and demanded all my money Bach the next day.

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200..

What do you call an intergalactic romance? A space-ship

Did you hear Professor Lupin is using Boggarts in his Defense Against the Dark Arts class? It’s a bit riddikulus if you ask me.