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But let's think about it in the context of the Itsy Bitsy arc.

Wade stops killing because of Peter, and the change is so powerful that it's mirrored in his appearance. His wife leaves him because of it, but that's okay because he still has Peter.

But when Peter decides to kill Itsy Bitsy, and THREATENS ELLIE (to drive Wade away), Wade responds by taking the burden for himself.

His self-image takes a major dive, and his scars return. When Peter sees this, he's pitiful and apologetic, so Wade comforts him. Peter responds with a bid for vulnerability, but Wade has been burnt by Peter and pushes him away with a dirty joke.

So, Wade in context is a compassionate, self-sacrificing (sexy), kicked puppy.

I don't care what you ship or how you do it, just bloody use the correct tags please! Warning exist for a damn reason. It's common fucking decency.

travelling at exactly 1 miles per hour

Peter Parker in the comics-

I call fucking BULLSHIT. Y'all just can't see a non stereotypically attractive man as hot and that says more about your skewed perception about attractiveness than anything else. Tobey and Tom are incredibly attractive guys but you just count them as less attractive because they have a different face shape and build.

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

wade takes advantage of the events of nwh 🕷🕸