Invader Zim Headcanons!

"Mrs Bitters isn't human."

"Irken smeets meow."

"Everyone in Invader Zim has a fantastic singing voice. Everyone. No exceptions."

"Vortians' voices become slightly more higher pitched as they grow older"

"Zim is sort of a kleptomaniac. When he's bored he'll loot Wal-Mart or maybe even Big Lots for anything shine-y or useful looking."

"Irken PAKs are more like computers. Everything they know are downloaded programs and they can even get viruses. I can imagine the resisty trying to make a virus that can affect an Irken PAK and disable the empire."

"Sometimes Zim will eat bleach or cat litter. Especially if he's sick."

"Membrane is Jonny. C only older and under ALOT of med's?"

"Irken gravity is much heavier than Earth gravity. That's why it's rare for anyone truly tall to occur, thus causing automatic respect. The tallest don't grasp the concept of human's their size because they've never seen anyone as tall as them in such a large amount."

"Irkens don't need PAKs to live. The PAK is programmed to kill the owner if it is unintentionally removed, because PAKless Irkens are impossible for the Control Brains to control. This is why it takes EXACTLY ten minutes for a PAKless Irken to perish."

"Since the show was cancelled and has no real ending, I predict that a new government will arise and change the US for the better. Ms. Bitters will be fired and a new, better school system is developed. ZIM never leaves Earth, but his molecular structure starts to change and he is more human like, all except his appearance, but he can eat human food now and tolerate it. DIB and ZIM's rivalry lives on."

"Sometimes Membrane just doesn't want to wear pants. Dib and Gaz usually don't notice, as his lab coat is long enough to cover everything."

"Irken are too top heavy to dance properly."

"Irken language actually sounds like the grunts and odd sounds Zim made when Dib filmed him, which can be explained the same way cameras pick up more ghost shots, the lower the quality of your video camera, the closer it will be to the real Irken language."

"Irkens can taste with their hand & their feet like butterflies that why they always have boot & gloves on

"The surface of Irk is mostly covered in huge jungles. The liquid is mostly found in underground rivers. Irkens live in underground caverns stretching around the planet. Plants help hold the caverns intact. Irkens also use their underground buildings to provide additional support."

"Zim likes to break dance"