Pokémon SWSH Dodgeball AU
Nessa hides behind him every round
If Nessa gets hit before him he apologizes extensively
Whenever he’s the last one standing, people yell at him to run
Wears skirts and sandals most of the time so she can sit out
Gets angry if she can’t sit out
Asks to go to the bathroom to skip class
Gets mad when she gets hit (especially in the face)
Refuses to hide behind anyone other than Milo
Yells at whoever hits her
Yells at whoever tries to sit out
Rants about how he was the dodgeball champion
Yells at the PTA members when they take it easy on the kids
Has sent someone to the hospital
Keeps Allister in front of her so he doesn’t get hit
Will fight the bitch who hits Allister
Lies and says he has asthma
No talk me angy when he gets hit
Melony and Bea team up and fight whoever hits him
When he is chosen to throw he is not afraid to hit someone he dislikes
Has a mask specifically for dodgeball
If that mask falls off he might cry
Yells at Nessa when she slacks off
If Bede gets hit she’ll smack him with her umbrella
If she gets hit for any reason she’ll call the cops
Kabu goes easy on him for Melony
If he gets hit he’s telling mom
Will throw the ball directly at someone’s ankles or face
Sometimes he’ll try to hit Melony and pretend he didn’t
Asks her to bring food for him
He will argue with Kabu that he didn’t get hit
If Gordie gets hit she’ll either A) Beat whoever hit her son or B) Yell at her son and tell him she raised him better
Argues with Opal over which kids are better
If someone cusses Gordie out she’ll beat their ass
Gets Popeyes for Gordie after the game
Sits in the corner and pretends he’s not there
When someone notices him they tell Kabu and Kabu yells at him to get his head in the game
Most of the time he’ll get in front of Raihan and have Marnie in front of him
When Bea’s absent he’ll protect Allister
If Raihan’s in a bad mood he won’t hide in front of him
Uses his microphone to deflect the balls
If Marnie gets hit he beats the person with his mic
“I didn’t get hit!”
Argues with Kabu that he’s not out
If Piers runs slow he’ll pick him up
Fights with Bea over who’s better
Jumps the bitch that hits him
When he’s the last one standing he goes sicko mode
X-game mode when he throws
Will purposely try not to hit anyone
If he hits Hop he treats him to icecream
Gets lost about which side he’s supposed to be on
When he’s the last one left he just gives up
He’s dumb and doesn’t take off his cape
Puts his hair in a ponytail
When him and Hop are on the same team he’ll carry him to victory
Has accidentally hit Melony before
Got a broken arm after that
Laughs at Leon’s failures
Has joined in before and was hit in the balls
Tells Rose he’s acting “childish”
Constantly reminds Rose he has a meeting soon
If she gets hit she has to hold herself back
Was hit in the face before and her makeup smeared off
Threw pokéballs at the person who hit her
When Rose got hit in the balls she stopped the game and went to help him
Wonders what she’ll do if Rose gets hit in the balls again
When he gets hit he still stays in the game
Has somehow hit himself with a ball before
Aims for Bede’s face and watch
Gets mad when Leon calls him out for staying in
Pretends he’s the best player
If he gets hit he tells Opal
When his ice gets hit he demands someone buys him the newest version
Cheats and uses Hatterene as a bodyguard
Has fought Hop and won and is not afraid to do it again
If his hair gets hit he WILL stab a bitch
Opal will either fight someone for him or fight him
Tells Piers she doesn’t need him to protect her
Stubborn when Piers carries her
Has twisted her ankle before and Piers beat the shit out of Gordie
When she does get hurt Melony brings her to the nurses office
Morpeko will bite anyone who purposely hits Marnie
When she throws she aims for Gordie’s knees
If Piers is absent Raihan will protect her
Tells people not to go easy on her
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