Zhu Bajie, Untapped Potential

Sure ya are

"Hmm..." Zhu looms over the mouse ominously. "Well that's good! Yer so tiny ah' bet people don't see ya often."

"Ooh!" Without thinking he snatched the mushroom up and happy devoured it, punctuating his meal with a loud belch. Seconds, then minutes pass. "...nothin' happening."

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Describe your muse using only ONE gif

I’m going to eat 600 pounds of ice cream.

The pig's body was completely under Nocturne's control

Farts tremendously

“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”

“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”

“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”

“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”

Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside

“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”

The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”

“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”

The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”

“Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?” He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda…cute. In a pathetic sorta way…on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.

He then rudely blasts the summoner with a massive fart, blowing back her hood and hair. “Whoops! Guess ah’ dun know courtesy or nothin.”

The pig chuckles pridefully looking back at his handiwork. "Aw poor runt."

Farts tremendously

“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”

“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”

“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”

“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”

Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside

“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”

The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”

“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”

The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”

“Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?” He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda…cute. In a pathetic sorta way…on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.

He then rudely blasts the summoner with a massive fart, blowing back her hood and hair. "Whoops! Guess ah' dun know courtesy or nothin."

Farts tremendously

“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”

“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”

“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”

“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”

Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside

“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”

The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”

“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”

The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. “Yeah that’s what ah’ thought pipsqueak”

"Ya know yer face is right near my ass right?" He actually felt it would be unfair to just blast her, she was kinda...cute. In a pathetic sorta way...on the other hand those bean buns were grumbling in his tummy something fierce.

Farts tremendously

“Rude fat pig over here, come buy, lot’s of bacon”

“Ah’ll do it in yer face if ya don’t shut yer trap.”

“Try it piggy, ill Barbecue ye, nice and toasty!”

“Is that a threat runt? Ah’ eat mouthy people like ya fer breakfast!”

Weeeell ah’ got a rake. It’ll prolly cut yer face up nice.“ He nods. “Ya should be glad all Ah’m threatenin with is my backside

“Who the heck fights with a rake… Then again… there is Mr Lamp post so i guess i should not be surprised… Fighting with a rake, that’s kinda cool actually, i’ma give you points for that one Stinky. Though i doubt your rake will be able to handle my glorious sword, its made of like, fire and junk. I’m not sure how it works but ITS VERY POWERFUL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW!”

The pig rolls his eyes and just casually sits on the summoner. “Yeah yeah, fire, sure, whatever.”

“EW, EW, EWW, GET OFF ME, THE HECK, NO, NO WHY, NO WHY, WHY I SWEAR ILL TOAST YOUR BUTT IF YOU DON’T GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE, I ADMIT DEFEAT, GET OFF MEEEEEE!”

The pig chuckles and gets off of the summoner. "Yeah that's what ah' thought pipsqueak"