cant complain but sometimes I still do

Says the guy who probably goes to these all of the time.

Exactly. I've got more to compare it to.

Oh, wow..

It's decent.

Don’t call me D, A. Okay, babe. Do you need a date? I heard you and Kat broke up.

Kat's just being temperamental. Don't worry about it.

Oh.. I’m sorry. Look, you don’t have to take me out of pity, I’m sure there’s someone else you initially had in mind.

This has nothing to do with pity, You're a total babe, Lena.

Queenie? She’s my trophy wife, you can’t tell me to stay away from my trophy wife can you now?

She's my girlfriend and I'll do what I want.

But why would you think that I needed a date? I want one, but need is a stretch. Plus why would you offer to be my date? I thought you were automatically supposed to go with Katerina because she’s your girlfriend. That he can’t.

I didn't offer D, I asked if you needed one. It's an expression, babe.

Kennedy who?

No, Andrew Kennedy.

What— really? But aren’t you taking Katerina?

Nah, we parted ways.

Okay, but why did you ask me? 

I didn't ask you. I asked if you needed a date. Sammy can't  always fend for himself.

I’ve never met a guy with an ego big enough to refer to him as Zeus. Did you know that in greek mythology Zeus’ father ate him? Nonetheless, I’m Andrew Kennedy - pleasure to meet you, Zeus.

Yeah, well you stay away from Kat, alright?

I know. Maybe I mean after parties are fun, but me going depends on wether or not I want to deal with the Vanderbilts for that long.

Fine. Guess I'll see you then.

No. I mean, not that I wouldn’t want to, I— I wasn’t really invited.

Well, I bet I could get you in. Wanna be my date?

I don’t. I just said he might be the new king. Watch yourself. Wouldn’t want to have Dianne stolen by him, would you?

I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen.

You chew your gum like a cow, but it’s okay - I can teach you about manners later on.

Name's Zeus. Zeus Rockefeller. Back the fuck off of my girlfriend.

What? Go with your girlfriend. I mean she is a Vanderbilt.

Just asking, babe. Alright, after party at Norwood?

Annual event. This should be fun to read about after the fact.

You're not coming?