Actual Trash

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

when you bend your knee and feel a new sensation that will never go away

the pride that comes with being in the service of the desert bandit chieftan

Yes

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

they got married btw

*watching a race* god theyre going around in a circle again !? have they learned NOTHING

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

just had a disconcerting thought