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going Ko Ko Kai Bop   17.07.26

Request: Omg EXO as dads please?? ^_^

Xiumin:

the most competent father out of the bunch tbh

actually makes parenting look easy

his kisses are a proven method of fixing boo-boos

introduced his kids to coffee when they were probably waaaay too young

but don’t worry, it’s more milk than java

tea parties have become coffee parties

the dad all of the single moms and dads drool over

Suho:

helicopter dad 

already has the art of the dad joke perfected

not afraid to use his credit card as leverage for his child’s love

cheers at the wrong time during little league games

house is infested with those digital picture frames because he has to document his kid’s EVERY MOVEMENT

uncoordinated dance moves are apparently a genetic trait 

keeps a first aid kit on his person at all times

Lay:

bubble wrapped the whole damn house when he found out he was having a baby

squeals whenever he sees tiny clothing

especially little bitty shoes

invested in all of the parenting classes and books

still relatively clueless

when it comes to his kids, he’s the best listener

but also the best at forgetting like…everything

Baekhyun:

mickey mouse clubhouse is his SHIT

like as soon as that ish comes on, he’s throwing two cushions on the floor and sitting next to his kid to get some disney time in

lives for bath time so he can play with all the squirt toys

chases the kids around the house before bed time

to get them nice and overstimulated for his partner to have to wrangle everyone in to bed

until he stubs his toe when he’s turning a corner

and the infamous tickle monster is down for the count

Chen:

quiet curses when he can’t navigate the childproof locks

or any of the childproof devices tbh

put parental controls on the television and can’t figure out how to watch anything but the disney channel and nickelodeon 

which is cool for when baek visits

unsure if his children are shrieking from laughter or trauma after a prank

king of damage control after jokes go wrong

purveyor of putting his kids in one big t-shirt together when they argue

Chanyeol:

really terrible at hide and seek

mostly because his lanky body is sticking out from every hiding spot he ever chooses

which is okay because it always makes his kid dissolve into a giggling mess

and we all know he would LIVE for his child’s laughter

sucks at discipline

goes into panic mode whenever he hears crying

sneaks in shout-outs to his kids during comeback activities 

D.O:

first purchase is a tiny plastic kitchen set 

even if his kid still doesn’t know how to walk

he’ll be damned if he doesn’t at least know how to hold a whisk first 

gentle little pokes to his toddler’s chubby cheeks

and his toddler poking his dad’s cheeks back

notorious for simply watching his children sleep 

avoids playdates with mini beagle line at all costs

Kai:

the squishiest dad

a natural at being a parent

will literally not stop procreating until he has at least five children

constantly asking his children “do you want a little brother or sister?”

becomes a puddle of blush and giggles whenever his kids do anything cute

is the biggest cheerleader for any decision his child makes

like, you wanna be a ballet dancer? great! you wanna be an accountant? not my personal taste, but cool! 

Sehun: 

vivi finally has human brothers and sisters

has to adjust to sharing the spotlight with his tiny carbon copy

is that dad who tells his kids to get a job whenever they ask for money

even though they’re like…eleven

spins into an existential crisis when his kid talks back for the first time

because karmaaaa

mimics his toddler’s meltdowns as a method to get them to stop crying