Zephyr Like The Wind

@zephzapzop

saw a post rightfully complaining about the fantasy trope of the petite/agile fmc’s weapon of choice being a dagger, considering that most serious styles of dagger-based combat are literally just wrestling where the winner gets to stab the loser. however i will point out that there are many historical traditions (i’m very familiar with east asian instances of this, and i seem to recall some european ones as well) of noblewomen carrying daggers or wearing big heavy hairpins designed to stab SO THAT they can commit suicide and die with spotless honor if threatened or captured. so if a woman’s primary weapon is a dagger, it means she’s been handed the premodern equivalent of a cyanide tooth and decided to get absolutely fucking jacked to make it everyone else’s problem

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

DUCK VIDEOS SAVE ME

DUCK VIDEOS SAVE ME

the duck videos really did save me cause i've been despairing about wanting tonleave my job and not knowing what else i'd want to do. ANIMAL CARE. I LOVE ANIMALS AND ANIMALS LOVE ME.

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?