Hmm.

(1.) Florida and Gov have matching Hello Kitty phone cases (Florida super glued the case to Gov's phone)

(2.) Mississippi loves to use the phrase "best [blank] this side of the Mississippi" when referring to something he's bad at

(3.) Alaska has a tattoo but no one knows where or what it is

(4.) Hawaii glitter bombs the other states when she gets bored

(5.) California had a BIG emo phase that Oregon and Washington love to make fun of him for

(6.) New York is a really good chef but refuses to cook for anyone

(7.) Louisiana will growl at the other states

(8.) Georgia will pretend to fall asleep to get out of conversations

(9.) New York will deny being superstitious but he carries a rosary and holy water everywhere he goes

(10.) Since Indiana learned that Pa had county named "Indiana", IN makes the distinction between Indiana the state and Indiana the county

(11.) Massachusetts loves saying "Can't, goes against Union rules" when he doesn't want to do something

No I fear he isn’t some weak baby,

He is a grown man who enjoys arguing and being morally superior and absolutely doesn’t need to be “protected at all costs”

I need some of you guys to just start making OCs instead, please

-🪼

California ain’t by himself in this

I realized that in my 2 whole years of being in this fandom I’ve never drawn Maryland. I needed to change that.

Here he is, the Silly Old Bae himself.

Utah: I couldn't imagine having such an addiction.

Washington: how many dr. peppers have you had today?

Utah, on his 4th at only 8 am: .... I can stop whenever I want.

Big mood.

It’s my first Nevada Day living in Nevada; I had to draw *something* epic! (As if I don’t also draw Nevada for the other 360-odd days a year 😂)

I’ve had this idea for awhile but finally got around to it. Sunglasses reflecting the duality of the state: the darkest of skies and endless miles of remote desert wilderness…vs. Las Vegas, bright lights, crowds, the chaos of the city…

I personally love Nevada with mafia ties and California being an absolute diva being shipped together. Like Nevada’s sitting in a wooden chair with red velvet cushioning and his right hand on one of the arms with a gun pointed at whoever’s coming into the door and with California in a pretty tight and fold dress in Nev’s other hand. Nev’a hand on Cal’s ass maybe- lmao- but he’s sitting on the arm of the chair with his legs hanging off the side.

Nev either has long or short hair, it’s either tied up into one of those sleek man buns or whatever, or it’s just slicked back. Or it’s being played with by Cal, short or long, it doesn’t matter, Cal’s playing with Nev’s hair.

guh, then in this little scene I’ve built up, there’s like an ungodly amount of treasures behind them in the dark on a red carpet that matches the chair I described. I’m imagining this in your art style and I’m going a little feral, I’m not asking you to draw this but if you want to then go for it but I’m just describing the hell out of what I see in my head

maybe Cal has one of those feather boa cloaks or whatever they’re called, and it 100% looks like it belongs to Nev. California one hundred fucking percent stole that cloak from Nev but Nev isn’t complaining because Cal looks good in that sparkly dress and in his cloak

And Nev looking all fancy too? Absolutely, y’know you got the shirt that’s open, it’s not showing nips but it’s showing some of Nev’s chest off and maybe a tattoo is peaking out because we all know Nev has a tattoo or two. And Nev having hints of red to match the room.

Nev has mostly black with hints of red to match the dark colors of the chair and the carpet while Cal has the bright pretty gold to match the sparkly shit in the background and whatever other sparkly stuff that could be in the foreground

i think that’s it for that thought

goodnight, it be late

@and-the-flame-burns This is by far the most detailed drawing request I’ve ever gotten so I tried to bring it to life! I see your vision and I 1000% agree.

The Proceate glitter brush was made for these two.

Theres a few things I couldn’t get to look right, including the tattoos. 😭 Just picture them with matching Joshua tree tattoos, okay? Plus…a million other ones that I can never draw consistently even tho I have so many headcanons about it. Have some scar HCs instead as consolation?

Anywaaaaayssss…to my fellow Calivada fans, Happy Thanksgiving and hopefully this helps you eat well 😘

In honor of winter here’s some cozy Alaska/Maine for y’all.

BIG and smol

Reference/inspiration under the cut:

A (very) belated Merry Crisis to you all! I had to Flouigov this meme.

Better late than never, okay! I been BUSY, Y’ALL. My work is making me go to a class all month long…in Vegas. So *tragic*, I know. Somehow I will endure…

Heard it snowed in the South!! Here’s Flo and Loui having a blast in the snow! I’ve been really enjoying seeing pics of people who rarely see snow enjoying it. :)

Flo almost froze to death so Loui had to warm him up afterward 🥹

Wanted to draw something positive and sweet to give myself a break from all the bullshit rn. Hope you enjoy the Floui fluff, friends!

Round 1 of expression practice. ;) it’s always fun trying to translate cartoony expressions into my semi-realistic style.

Ohio/C2 for @kacper-the-ghostie and Wyoming/B2 and Texas/B3 for @fandomgeeknerd

Reference under the cut.

One last expression practice drawing for today. Gov demonstrating my current mental state.🙃

He promised PA he’d quit smoking. But that was before 2025…*

*For legal reasons this is where I say “Don’t smoke, kids.”