the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

um. locked in my own head again. does anyone have The Password

god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place