teenage kicks;

Marc: [snorts and holds his hand up to Zander for a high-five]

[high fives him, grinning] 

Molly: [opens her mouth]

Gee: [in warning, she says quietly] Moll. 

Marc: Consider this, I didn’t want to kiss her. [flips her off] 

Marian: Marcus Logan Green!

Liam: Alriiight, family fun.

Molly: Sure, that’s why. [gives him a fake, bitchy smile] 

Zander: [mumbles with a smile] Not like the boys are lining up at your door either, Molly.

Marc: No! I was fourteen and not ready for the level of commitment involved with engagement. 

Molly: [laughs] Ha, she didn’t wanna kiss you? Ow! [reaches under the table to rub her leg, glaring at Malakai]

Malakai: Don’t be a bitch.

Talia: Malakai!

Zeke: It’s fine. 

Marc: I’ve seen much worse. The Sarge is just trying to be protective of Gee. One time I went to a girl’s house for a school project and her dad told me I couldn’t kiss his daughter until we were engaged. I think they were in a cult. 

Zeke: No, it’s fine. I don’t mind for now.

Mikael: Good man.

Zeke: Yes, sir… should I keep calling you sir or would you rather I not? 

Mikael: We’ll stick with sir.

Gee: Dad.

Liam: I think we should be asking that question to you. 

Zeke: We’re, uh… We’re going to start dating again. 

Alana: This is better than any Glee episode I’ve ever seen. [takes a bite of food]

Gee: [gives her family a nervous smile]

[meanwhile inside, everyone is eating]

Gee: [sits down, leaving room for Zeke next to her if he needs it] So...what did we miss..?

Zeke: There are too many terms… and now I’m starting to sound like my dad. Can you do me a favor and murder me in my sleep if that happens again?

Zeke: No, my brother is not a transsexual, if that’s what you’re implying. 

Zeke: Hey, I don’t want there to be baby talk either, but apparently it’s been a running gag amongst our siblings for the past couple of years.

Zeke: I can already feel it coming. From what Liam’s told me, beige, non-Jewish grandbabies seems to be a fan favorite. 

Zeke: So now what? Should we go back into the house?

Zeke: Well… [kisses her] Do you want to go out with me? Like, on a real date? 

Zeke: … Would it be weird to ask you out five minutes after breaking up with your boyfriend?

Zeke: It’s okay. I didn’t mind… Really didn’t mind.