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Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

programming a jrpg with mostly normal stats but one of them is bladder capacity and the best items in the game for boosting your magic damage and agility all lower it

the enemies mock you when you finally do pee your pants also

itwoul d be kinda nice that migrainse make m e bad at thinking if it was jsut the bad at thinking part at not pain . ghfwgiuu

you might think that's. keysmash but its thats a acronym. . ghfwgiuu. 'girl hwo fucks with gidorah. i uwuv ukinggidorah'. someone tuck me in fro bed. sorry for lying.

@kyriathanatos

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

It's still insane to me that people hear "my trans daughter" and are more likely to think "I'm misgendering my transmasc or non-binary child" and sympathetically nod along than they are to understand it as "my daughter who is a trans woman"

And they're more sympathetic to the first one!!! Even if they themselves are queer! Because the assumption is "my kid is having a phase" rather than "I am a supportive parent". Which is to say the assumption is that only ppl who were assigned female at birth come out as trans as minors (no one wants to talk about what factors might influence that tho). We need to kill everyone!!!!!!

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

tgirl thighjobs are awesome actually because yuor hog can touch her balls. while youre in there. which is what life is all about i think

I love you puppygirls I love you tgirls with disabilities I love you tgirls with mental disorders I love you tgirls that struggle to feel like theyre worth knowing and loving and being cared for

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

i am favored by the heavens and all that dwells beneath

sometimes when talking to lena or marissa ill extend their names to lenenena or marisisisisisa which is a really good conversational trap because it automatically casts them as the corrupt and perverse koyomin and me as the pure and righteous hachikuji