Space Hobo

Zade: Archex is not my boyfriend!

Zade: Both.

Armitage: That’s not an answer, you can’t chose both!

Zade, grabbing the tea kettle and caf pot-- pouring both into an empty mug then downing the whole thing: Both.

Zade: yeah that's the narcotics

Finn: That's fantastic—

Zade: Because I'm pretty.

Armitage: Pretty annoying.

Vi: So did that stuff the First Order tried to pass as food, and yet you ate that without much complaint.

Cardinal: Of course, sir.

Brendol: Don't talk to Armitage, unless necessary for your job. As a matter of fact, it'd probably be best to avoid him all together.

Cardinal: I—... of course, sir. I can do that.

Five minutes later.

Armitage: Hello, I just wanted to congratulate you personally on your newfound title.

Archex: No! Don't be mean!

Zade, scritching the porg on her head: Stinky bastard bird.

Archex: Nooo!

Armitage, without looking up from his datapad: Naughty girl. Brat bird.

Armitage: ... What did you say?

Cardinal: I— I said you look shitty—.

Cardinal: With what you said earlier in front of everyone. That was rude.

Armitage: Baby.

Cardinal: >:( now is NOT the time for pet names

Armitage: No.

Armitage: I am CALLING you a baby.

Armitage: annoyance

Archex: menace

Zade: asshole

Armitage: oh yeah, definitely that one!

Zade: Hondo, your code name will be been there, done that.

Zade: Archex is currently doing that.

Archex: Zade—

Zade: Armitage is it happened one in a dream.

Armitage: ... wait—

Zade: Valoss' code name is if I had to pick a woman.

Zade: And Vi... Eagle Two.