Why dont you figure my Heart Out

Don’t mind me asking, but how do you live on your own, if you count on your mom because yanno?

I like never see my parents, I was only there for my sisters birthday dinner thing. I'm usually at the studio or out for dinner -somtimes Vi cooks for me. Take-out is my life usually.

I think I laughed a little too hard, at the end did she still make anything or were you really left with google?

You shouldn't laugh it's a serious issue that my parents have. She did make me dinner though, thank god, I can't deal without food.

That’s actually almost painfully funny. Parents never seem to get it right, do they?

No definitely not. I just can't comprehended how two well educated people can know so little about the internet and google.

I’ll let you in on a little secret, I am the strongest. I’m not saying that the others cant throw a solid punch, but I dare you to challenge me in an arm wrestling match. Monkey bars are just.. different. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I never really could do them.

I think I might skip the arm wrestle, I don't want to loose the match and my dignity. How many times have you girls punched someone to know that, I'm a little concerned you're all in a secret fight club. What did you do as a kid than, just run around challenging your friends to arm wrestles?

And you need a solid amount of muscle on your arms to do the monkey bars. Does this look like muscle to you?

Yeah it does actually. I always thought you looked the strongest out of the band.

I think I could remember how to ride a bike, monkey bars on the other hand are a whole different story.

Nah, monkey bars are way better than bike riding, all you do is put one arm in front of the other -you need decent balance for bikes.

That would’ve sucked. Did you have a bug or something? I hate the whole language barrier. I always feel obligated to sing my songs in the dialect or whatever, but I always give up. Still, nothing beats touring.

Food poisoning. I can say like a few normal phrases in a couple of languages but I always feel weird talking to the audience in English and then wondering if they even know  what I'm saying. But they still sing along to the songs, so? True, when are you touring next?

Thanks o the dance recital I learned that there aren’t a lot of tutu’s, not even for the ballerinas. 

I feel like I've been lied to my entire life. Without tutu's I'm about as interested in ballet now as I am in accounting. 

Oh, I completely forgot to ask you about your tour! How was it?

It was good, despite the whole getting sick thing and having to cancel two shows... but what can you do? I'm just glad to be back in a country where I know the language. 

I think I’ll skip the tutu and go straight to being a flawless dancer.

I thought tutu's were 50% of what dancer's were? That and twirling.

I’m curious as to why you were in Amsterdam. Were you up to something precarious?

Yeah the red light district was just calling to me. Kidding. Nah just passing through on the European leg of the tour and happened to stay long enough to observe the Amsterdamian's weirdo bike riding patterns.

Okay, so I may or may not have accidentally crashed a dance recital today and all of these kids may or may not have made me feel like a failure in life. Is it too late to stop the whole singing thing and become a ballerina? I think I move pretty well.

Tutu's and stuff, ballerinas are cool -I say go for it.

Bikes are pointless these days. If you’ve got a car and a chauffeur, they’re redundant.

Not in Amsterdam, literally everyone rides bikes there, they take it really seriously too. Like way to seriously...

Is there anyway I can join you? I’m the perfect drinking buddy. 

Of course, its not a party without you Lola. Can you bring some lemon though? I'm all out.