...a box of chocolates

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

I’ll reblog this every time.

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

do i like you or have i been emotionless for too long

this hits home, shit

Do I want to date you or am I just seeking a distraction from stress.

everyone has the “xD” close friend that we keep a secret

me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me too

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

youre telling me a girl named hazel nutted in this coffee

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when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time