viktors smile shines brighter than my future

*Yurio looking over and sighing*

Viktor: What's wrong?

Yurio: I don't have time for this.

Viktor: For what?

okay so like

imagine

viktors been visiting this recreational centre for a long time - he likes being active, dabbles in a few sports and sometimes even works out there. but the main reason he goes is for swimming! he loves to swim, it calms him etc etc - and he goes so often that he basically knows each and every lifeguard and their mothers personally. his closest friend is also a life guard there! and you bet i'm talking about chris

anyway, one day he has to renew his membership to the centre, and he heads to the reception. instead of someone who actually works there, guess who he bumps into?

our beautiful katsudon yuuri katsuki.

yuuris wearing his glasses and a uniform that's definitely too big for him, looks cutesy and shy, definitely not the sporty type and viktor can't help but automatically assume that he probably works at reception.

so before yuuri can even get a word out, viktors pulling out papers, asking about renewing the membership and throwing in the occasional flirty comment here and there blah blah blah

yuuris just stunned because well he doesn't actually work at the reception, and can't help him? it's like his first day there, and he was just waiting for someone help him clock in,, also he's a little flustered becuase is this guy flirting with him???

and he tries to tell viktor he's not one of the receptionists but viktor is still waffling and yuuri just has half the mind to make a run for it.

viktors just left there, speechless and a little offended, until someone called yuuko, a seemingly very nice and polite lady, walks by and oh! she can help me!

**yuuri ran past yuuko on his way away and like hastily explained the situation and yuuko agreed that she would clock him in and help the quote unquote, "super good-looking guy with silver hair up front who has a nice voice and who i think was flirting with me but i panicked and ran away i'm heading to the changing rooms now bye"**

and then after yuuko helps viktor out, viktor gets ready for the pool, yada yada and then makes his way there and immediately tries to find chris so he can gossip about the rude guy at reception who literally ran away from him like he was a serial killer.

he sees chris [whos shirtless] on the other side of the pool talking to someone [also shirtless] (who conveniently has their back to viktor) and he doesn't recognise who they are??

and then chris sees viktor and just

"VIKTOR!! WE HAVE A NEW LIFEGUARD COME SAY HI!"

and viktors heading there and then the person who chris was talking to turns around and yo what the fuck is that the guy from reception holy shit he's ripped AND HOT AND WOW WHAT

viktors so distracted by yuuri that he slips over a wet patch on the side of the pool and falls in

luckily he doesn't drown - he manages his way back up to the top and yuuris just :0 and chris is laughing his ass off like the phattest tears are rolling down his cheeks

**keep in mind yuuri was just ranting to chris about his encounter with viktor when he appeared but since yuuri didnt know his name he called him something along the lines of “the literal personification of beauty. also he had cool silver hair and a nice voice” and chris put two and two together immediately**

chris introduces the two and then you know what? viktor suddenly develops a huge crush on the cute new lifeguard whos also as hot as he is cute and wow he's sweet and HAS A POODLE and oh my god i need to stop judging people based on what they look like who knew this geeky little sweetheart was actually going to end up being the hottest person thats ever graced me with their presence

and then the rest of the fic is viktor unhealthily trying to deal with his newfound crush and trying to seduce yuuri

anyway

chris has an hour long video from an impromptu sleepover at his hotel room during a competition where viktor straight up rambled about makkachin non-fucking-stop while, and here's the twist, he was as dead as a log. mans was ASLEEP.

chris didn't know whether to laugh or call an exorcist at the time

and you know what yuuri found out about viktor's sleep talking when they started sleeping in the same hotel room AND HAS SO MUCH FUN WITH IT

THIS LIL SHIT RIGHT HE ASKS VIKTOR SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS AND GETS SUCH A KICK OUT OF IT

once he jokingly asked viktor who he loved more makkachin or yuuri and viktor deadass went

"is that even a question?

...of course i love makka more!"

you best believe yuuri gave viktor the silent treatment for THREE WHOLE DAYS

HE WOULD CUDDLE AND TALK TO MAKKA RIGHT IN FRINT OF VIKTORS FACE THIS PETTY BITCH WOULD GO "hey makka your dad loves you very much you know? apparently he loves you more than me! and you know what? i love you more than i love him too!"

cue horrified gasp

#they go on a date just before new years

#viktor carries around mistletoe the entire time

#its funny because yuuri dOES THE EXACT SAME THING

#they end up kissing toward the end of their date and yuuri puts the mistletoe in viktors hair

#MANS WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A FAIRY I TELL YOU ITS ADORABLE

#also it take viktor YEARS to forgive yuuri for what he did at the end

#like seriously he brings it up in arguments like the petty ho he is and yuuris like :0

#”YOURE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT??? WHAT!!!”

#also you bet makka and vicchan meet and become besties immediately

#its inevitable

#last minute christmas shopping is a spORT

#i once wrestled someone for a book during black friday when i was ten

#ITS SCAREY

#also yuuri and viktor probably end up dancing together on their date

#IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE

#LIKE MY HEART IS COMBUSTING I CANT HAND L E THIS

#hey do you think yuuris actually a voyeur

#i mean viktor probably is have you seen that man he THRIVES off of attention

#YUURI AND VIKTOR MAKE IT TRADITION TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY

#ALSO THEY STRICTLY STICK TO LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING JUST TO TAKE THE PISS

#honestly theyre both saps

he also probably has really organised folders of them from angst to fluff and whatever

he wants to delete them but can't bring himself too because you know what these fics helped him during some dark times

and he's definitely projected you know

i wouldn't put it past him to have written a few of his own, no matter how awful his english might've been at the time

AND ALSO IMAGINE SOME SHOW LIKE ELLEN INVITING YUURI AND VIKTOR OR IDK BUZZFEED

AND THEY HAVE A SEGMENT WHERE THEYRE TRYING TO GET YUURI AND VIKTOR TO REACT TO FANFICTION

how you've not noticed the lead actor (me) sitting next to you the entire time is beyond me

viktor tries to flirt

"surprise me"

yuuri hands him smth he's allergic to