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people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

2 years of shadow of the erdtree. happy anniversary shadow of the erdtree

Lady Leda, your suspicions were dead on. I did fuck that omen

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

A thousand year voyage guided by nothing in particular

if I was in elden ring id be in the carian manor wiping my hands on radagons dog after eating hot wings

​some sort of contemptible scoundrel must have been eating hot wings before the game even started cause this dog is orange as fuck

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink