Rose Of May

Punk Sebastian，that’s Cool!

HERE COMES DIANA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

"princess diana and the queen meeting in the-" they're not going to end up in the same place, i fear

princess Diana should be allowed out of heaven once, to beat Liz's ass and then be able to go back

Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking

“laughing at someone’s death means you’re going to hell” actually laughing at the death of a member of the british royal family is the benchmark for getting into gay heaven

elsie K fisher picking up the evil paddington bit again bc the official paddington account posted a kind memorial about the queen is so funny

"Coming to you live from the banks of the river Styx, we have received reports that Princess Diana has received special permission from heaven for an excursion and --yes there she is now-- she appears to be waiting on the dock before the ferry, and holding what looks to be a baseball bat in her hands."

obsessed with the theological implications of both a heaven and a river styx

You should read my book, The Divine Comedy.

Quick while everyone’s distracted unify Ireland

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