malewife moment

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

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(tiktok tts lady voice) Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos?

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

A couple weeks ago my boyfriend (habitual sleeptalker) said in his sleep “thats crazyyyyyy” and I said “what’s crazy?” And he said “that you didn’t know that” and then turned over and did not elaborate. And I can’t stop thinking about it what didnt I know..

you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others

"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you