Yuli

Any of ya’ll heard of the left right game?

(Unfinished Apollo and ace under the cut)

The narrator:

the narrator lives in a house and owns a shih tzu called Doris (he calls her a hound from hell) and threatened a trick or treater with it

gifted a child a power saw and told the boy to cut his sister in half because he’s a fricking sadist like that

“oh we mustn’t ignore safety regulations!” proceeds to give the boy a fricking safety goggle before sawing his sister in half to do a magic trick like david copperfield

had no clue what DOTA 2 is and tried to purchase “an idiot’s guide” to the game so he wouldn’t look like a fool in front of other devoted gamers

doesn’t know what the word “gank” means, and asked stanley about it

is fucking angry when stanley asked him if he was “a noob or a gosu” and asked stanley back if he had a death wish

thought the word “PWN” was pronounced as porn and stanley had concerned reactions to it

on the one millionth copy of the game, the narrator decided not to tell stanley about it and just sent him a check of $8 instead of a $427

and on the one year anniversary, the narrator thought it would be great to release an anniversary edition, which is the same box and game but with a little bit of dust on it

he made a little promotion video of stanley taped on a chair and him puffing that dust onto his face 

prone to drinking alcohol (at least whenever he’s really tired)

thai food is his comfort food

once ate 20 kilograms of halloween candy all by himself and has a sugar rush for 2 whole days (he got stuck on the ceiling)

highly believes that real life is meaningless without his existence 

Stanley:

is polite, very timid and clueless, he still has his wife and owns a pet cat

somehow has relations to famous celebrities (simon cowell, maggie smith, etc…)

there’s countless of stanley’s adventures around the world, but all of them ends up him being in trouble or accidentally get in trouble (or arrested)

like this one time he was so bored waiting for an interview and his phone battery was dead, he proceeds to ignore a warning on the only power outlet to charge it, and turns out he turned off the air traffic controller. chaos ensues as the flying planes are all placed in havoc

he stress eats sugary stuff and gets sad when his coworkers called him fat (though personally i think the narrator is just being mean to him)

like. every thread or story about him is wandering around a new place, gets in trouble for miscommunication and the narrator giving subtle hints that he’s an idiot and a failure

the narrator described him as “prone to accidents” 

someone please help this man

once locked himself out and left the keys inside the house, he was going to go to the beach, dressed up in a speedo and snorkeling equipment, to find out that the weather was storming and cold

a police officer thought he was a lunatic trying to break into a house and stanley gets arrested

the narrator is really mad at stanley because of his actions that they didn’t win the BAFTA games awards 

A totally normal and not ominous doodle…I promise.

this is a redraw of something i drew in 2024. i was never fully happy with it so it was important to me to redraw it lol and finally here we are. i am so much happier with it.

i would appreciate any interactions with this !! 🙂‍↕️🙏🏻

Death note screencap redraw! :3

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{Stancat- Stanley! Come on….}