"Need something sweet."

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The

Moment we w-wake up

To The

Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.

Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

pre-skeksis

pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.

I Will Strike Twice - Submitted by xakumi

Stayed up way too late last night doing this for literally no reason except that the idea popped into my head. Possibly because I'm considering rolling Fabulous, here, as a "Tav" in BG3 when it becomes available (though it will be very strange to have her without her particular feet or tail,) and also because I wanted to know if i could figure out how to do draw her feet from different angles. I think I'm getting better at that!

I loved my friend.

He went away from me.

There's nothing more to say.

The poem ends,

Soft as it began-