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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

World Heritage Post

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

It's not that funny.

yeah that's fair

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

You might think, "bad music artists are bad because they make bad music." But bad music artists don't make bad music. They expose the fact that all music is fundamentally stupid and terrible. People call them bad for this

Don't reduce my opinion down to "all music is pointless and bad". I also think it's stupid and terrible

They're pathologizing being right

OP has never listened to steely dan

World Heritage Post

This was a joke when I wrote it in 2016 just before the original animated one came out. I guess the real live action one comes out on Friday.

mr. beast in 2008

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"