Incorrect YS Student Council Quotes (and Oneshots)
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This is a blog dedicated to the shenanigans of the Student Council in Yandere Simulator. Many of these are also going to be oneshots in the future so those will be posted as well.
So Aoi and Akane have some sort of relationship with two of the rivals besides Megami, if you had to match-make each member of the council with a rival, who would it be and why?
Huh, an interesting question!
Aoi, as you said, would probably go with Osoro. The two already are definitely at each others throats but they also give me some serious ‘rivals with incredible amounts of sexual tension’ vibes, like if things went this route I’m sure there’d be a betting pool to see how long it’d take for them to stop beating around the bush. Shiromi bets $100 that they’ll fuck before they actually start dating and the second either of them hear about this Shiromi runs for her life
Akane would probably go with Amai tbh, they’re already good friends and get along super well, so why not? Definitely super soft and take turns making Bento’s for each other, they give me ‘makes each other valentines chocolates instead of buying them’ vibes too. Incredibly affectionate and 100% not afraid to be so publically. Sometimes they stay behind after clubs are over in the club room, some think they do so to do scandalous pre-marital hand holding or something but it’s usually just because they were hanging out after club time and lost track of time. Definitely very domestic.
Shiromi’s a bit of a toughie, but after thinking on it for awhile (and I mean a while) I think she’d mesh well with Osana. I mean, She’d dunk on her all the time and it’d drive Osana crazy, but I feel like they’d have some really fun banter, think Neptune and Noire from Hyperdimenson Neptunia. I also feel like it’d be good for both of them, Osana’s spent most of the last several years of her life feeling unrequited love for Taro and Shiromi might cover up her usual feelings with jokes but she probably wouldn’t beat around the bush very long which would be a nice change of pace for Osana and having someone able to keep up with her shenanigans would be very nice for Shiromi as well. As a couple it’d be a lot of Osana doing her usual Tsun Tsun routine and Shiromi just having the biggest >:3 expression because she knows better and she weaponizes Osana’s attraction to her very frequently, loves flustering the hell out of her either with jokes, fleeting touches and kisses, or dressing in a way she knows Osana finds attractive, until eventually Osana’s had enough and pins the little gremlin to a wall and kisses her senseless, to which Shiromi has exactly zero complaints about.
(Kuroko and Megami’s choices under the cut)
Kuroko is another toughie, I briefly went well she’s a bit of a teachers pet but yeah no, not only am I very much not a fan of Mida for obvious reasons but I also don’t think Kuroko would be into that, if anything if Mida tried flirting with her Kuroko’d immediately report it. So, after much consideration and deliberation, I’d say she’d probably go with Asu. I mean, opposites attract ammiright? But for real I feel like Asu’s earnest and energetic sorta personality would go well with Kuroko who’s a bit more calculated and serious, I feel like it’d be one of those relationships where it’s all ‘Ew what is this’ ‘Uhhh, affection?’ ‘disgusting. ...do it again.’ Like I headcanon Asu as being super tall so I feel like she’d have no qualms with resting her elbow on top of Kuroko’s head much to her chagrin though the small fond smile is pretty obvious. I feel like Asu’s also a hugger and gives me big ‘human embodiment of a golden retriever’ vibes so I’m just imagining Kuroko trying to go about business only to hear the sound of quick footsteps and then Asu careens around the corner and promptly sprints at full speed towards Kuroko and then scoops her up in a big hug and spins her around like KUROKO I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER :D only or Kuroko to muffledly sigh azu it’s been two hours for gods sake- Yeah the more I think about it the more I adore this possibility just serious by the book Kuroko and the human embodiment of :D !!!!
As for Megami, this one came pretty easily; Oka! I’m not biased shut up But for real, I adore the idea of Megami ‘somewhat anxious but projects self confidence’ Saikou bumping into this adorable precious lil bean and immediately going AH FUCK IM GAY- just immediate gay panic, I feel like Megami would just immediately fall fast and hard because have you seen Oka Ruto good lord. Oka is also very quickly smitten but has absolutely no idea what to feel or think about it because part of her is just like what’s going on have I been cursed or was she charmed with unfathomable beauty and the other part of her is just constantly internally screaming. They are so incredibly awkward around each other that it’s more hilarious then it is sad, like neither of them have any idea how to approach the other and they both just Lose All Braincells around each other, Megami’s extensive vocabulary is out the window and her usual eloquence takes a hike and Oka’s chronic stutter goes into overtime to the point of being barely understandable, not that it was easy to hear anyways considering her already soft speaking voice turns into flustered mumbling. Megami 100% makes an absolute fool of herself around Oka and after walking straight into a wall she just stands there for a solid minute before face palming nearly hard enough to bruise just like oh god someone just kill me, strike me dead right here and now but Oka doesn’t really mind, in fact she giggles at it one time and the inside of Megami’s head is just
But yeah, when the two disasters finally get together (and I mean finally it takes the joint forces of the entire council, Ayano cause she’s assumedly the one match making, and some of the Occult Club to make it happen) they’re still very much gay disasters but at least they’re gay disasters together, like the two hold hands and both of their faces and ears are bright red and it takes several months for Megami to even kiss Oka on the forehead without bursting into flames and it takes about as long for Oka to muster up the courage to initiate physical touch of any kind, even hugs. Megami is pretty and Oka is gay, Oka’s adorable and Megami is very gay. I rest my case, good night tri state area.
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Hey quick heads up, might be a bit of a lull in quotes for a bit, world is currently on fire on top of college kicking my ass and my mental health is pretty bad right now so I can’t promise I’ll keep up with this for a bit
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Aoi: … *scoots over to Shiromi, whispers* You still awake?
Shiromi: Yup.
Aoi: ..You haven’t slept all night, have you?
Shiromi: Yup.
Aoi: Uh, why?
Shiromi: It’s too dark and too quiet.
Aoi: You’re scared of silence?
Shiromi: No, I just need something louder then my own thoughts to shut up my brain so I can sleep instead of lying here thinking about how butterflies taste with their feet.
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