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{✿} “So you’ve met the son of Nergal? I pity you then,” Mandy murmured, glaring at him from the corner of her stormy blue eyes. Surely this kid wasn’t all he appeared to be. Something was incredibly off and it was taunting her. She needed to find out to sate this curiosity.  And then came the funny expressions remark. “I’ll make your face look funny if you keep me waiting for my beverage, kid.”

{✿} Laughter? Surely this boy must be a psychopath. Mandy disliked psychopaths. They were illogical. And this, this laughter was illogical. She hated it. However, Mandy bit back the urge to completely knock his teeth out, and humored the stranger’s question. "I am always this angry. I was born this way. But if you find me hilarious, you need to seek help.” She’s had enough of laughter. Every time someone laughed, it reminded her of Billy, and his obnoxious giggling. Laughter pissed her off. "Now get me that soda before I get my pet Reaper to send you to the bottomless void."

"Soda? What soda?" It had been such a small request that Bill had already forgotten about it.

Oh. Right. Of course Bill would know that stuff. Ahahaha…

"Aw, Pine Tree, you... hic... you flatter me. Could it be you have a thing for me after all?" The thought was so absurd that Bill couldn't help but chuckle. "Or maybe you're secretly a narcissist... ahaha... I know... I make you look so much more dapper than usual... Dapper Dipper... Dipper Dapper... but at the end of the day, you're... hic... you're still just a doughy human baby..." Words. They were a thing that was hard to string together in this current state.

"...Mm, whatever." The girl was radiating a bizarre and possibly nonhuman aura, but it wasn't threatening, so Bill didn't care.

"Well, yeah..." It was obvious his sister was having trouble thinking of anything.

[✍] F a c e p a l m. Now Bill is just being incredibly wishy-washy. Oh, how he pictured him slapping around a faceless man named Bill Cipher with glee. He loathed Bill. But he was no better or worse than Mandy, and he liked Mandy. Suppose it must be the circumstances in how they met that made him so angry. "Yes, the Grim Reaper," he murmured behind his own hand that covered his face from the earlier facepalm, before running it down his own face. "My cousin and Mandy, his friend, enslaved him somehow— Look, if you don’t like talking to me, then go away before I actually—-” An idea came to mind, and flashbacks of Winter Camp flooded his very thoughts. Of how he froze everyone in Winter Camp into a stasis and let them freeze in the cold. His grin turned wide, and devilish. "Hey… Are you interested in seeing what other abilities I possess? I assure you, that they will surprise even an eternal being like you.”

"Sounds like a real freakshow you've got going back home," Bill sneered. "Although, maybe I would like this Mandy character of yours after all. Enslaving others -- well, that sounds like my kind of fun."

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 "..." Bill couldn't help it, he started to laugh. "Ahahahaha -- oh man, I can already tell you're gonna be too much. Too much." He wiped away one tear from his eyes. Man, humans were usually so boring, but the ones that were interesting were priceless.

[✍] Now that, he wasn’t buying! Junior narrowed his eyes and spoke with sarcasm dribbling from between his sharp teeth. “Yes, I’ll take your advice. You really do care for Dipper, that’s why you stole his body, held a knife to his own heart, and… Mentioned you’ll date me in his place.” Junior was always the paranoid type. “Whatever. I’ll ask the grim reaper what it is the next time I see my cousin.” Oh how he wanted to crawl in Dipper’s head and just ruin whatever possessed him.

"Care for Dipper? Oh no no, you misunderstand. All I'm saying is, from an objective point of view, it'd be better for him. Which makes a better case for what I'm trying to do. Do I care about the little twerp? Absolutely not."